Who wants to flirt with me?

[KitchenWitch]

:D

[eyepaddle]

1. Let me be the first!

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

2. Yowza - this is not your everyday KitchenWitch thread!

[KitchenWitch]

8. No it is not

I am on some painkillers for my back...so I am a little frisky (pain is still there but...who cares?)

[eyepaddle]

13. That's the spirit!

!

[solinvictus]

3. I will!

So, what are you wearing? ;)

[KitchenWitch]

A smile!

[solinvictus]

30. Who Hoooo!

That's a good start!! ;)

[ragin_acadian]

4. i'm not sure.

but i'll find out, and get back to you.

[eyepaddle]

7. Not to hijack this thread,,,but

you geaux dude!

on edit: wow am I a BAD typist!

[ragin_acadian]

17. ack. too funny!

geaux. aggghhhh.

[eyepaddle]

21. I spent a couple of years in the

"Heart of Acadiana" and remember that on the all the USL buses!

[ragin_acadian]

26. then you must remember that sign on I-10. it said "clean restrooms"

man. i thought i never would get done with that.

[eyepaddle]

35. I'm gonna throw in the obligatory flirt towards KitchenWitch

So, do you come here often...?

(Now that that's out of the way..mustn't hijack no!)

Where On I-10?

I lived in Lafayette right near Carencro on Gloria Switch road--which I always thought of as "Glorious Witch"

Hey that's a great tie-in to the original thread flirting with the Glorious (Kitchen) Witch!

:hi: :hi: :hi:

(those :hi: 's are sent to everybody! :D )

[KitchenWitch]

39. Great tie in

BTW I have always liked your screenname (good visual)

[eyepaddle]

43. Thanks!

Would you mind if I (sometimes) refer to you as Glorious Witch? 'Cause now that I think about it, that is one of my few light hearted memeories of Louisiana--it'd be kinda nice to take something positive away from that.

And if that's not flirting--I simply don't know WHAT is! :P

[KitchenWitch]

48. Absolutely, I would be honored to be a reminder of a good memory!

[eyepaddle]

50. Glorious Witch it is!

(I thought I'd throw it in the subject line so everybody can share in the fun!) :D

You GloriousWitch you!

[KitchenWitch]

53. awww shucks!

:pals:

[eyepaddle]

58. This internet flirtin' thing isn't as hard as it looks!

And as long as it helps the aches and pains I've done my job!

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

63. Thanks, it really does

Doozy of a week...But I survived.

[eyepaddle]

80. Well, my work here is done,

er, actually, I've just had a week like that myself, I'm exhausted and for a change of pace I don't have to get up at 5:30 am tommorrow and it's gonna be SOOOOOOO nice.

Plus I think I'm gonna go paddle!

(can't let people think the name is just a name!)

It's been fun, thanx for the joke and g'night

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

86. Glad to share a good joke!

Thank you for the fun...:pals:

[ragin_acadian]

61. yeah, i wonder if kitchen witch is wearing her special outfit for

us..........having said that, i don't think we are hijacking the thread, or tempting the mod's. for all i know, her special outfit could be made of plywood and nails. kind of exciting, huh?

ah. the old cajun interstate joke: so the van from Louisiana, travelin along I-10 stops at a rest stop in texas, and boudreaux gets off to go to the restroom. the rest of the boys are playing bourais. two hours go by, and the boys start to get worried. so thibodeaux steps off the bus to go look for boudreaux, all of a sudden boudreaux appears....all hot and sweaty, with his shirtsleeves rolled up to his shoulders - he says "man, i coulda told you about the rest stops in the state of texas, they got a restroom that you could most park this here bus in sideways, and still had plenty of room to do whatever it is you come to did. and then they had this sign. it said "clean restrooms"....man, i thought i never would get done wid dat."

Lafayette, too cool. Evangeline!!!!

You ever miss it?

[eyepaddle]

64. Sometimes I reminisce a little fondly,

but at the time I was working offshore and being a yankee college boy offshore isn't that much fun. And I lived in fear of the phone ringing and the dreaded "you ready to to work Mr Dennis?"

It seemed like it was there goal to keep me sleep deprived.

But damn, Soops was a great restaurant, and the Mexican place on the Corner of I-10 and 49, whoa, what a Chimichanga! And those little fried balls of corn meal--I really miss those.

How long have you been gone?

Oh yes, and the Boudreax and Thibodeax jokes--those are so funny.

Like the time Boudreaux went gator hunting with gatorade! :D

[KitchenWitch]

67. Are Boudreax and Thibodeax jokes similar to

Sven and Ole jokes here in Minnesota?

[eyepaddle]

68. VERY similar

That was one way I could make friends with the oilfield guys tell 'em some Ole and Lena (or Sven) jokes.

Funny thing is I have forgotten almost all of me Sven and Ole jokes since I moved back to Minnesota. And all but ne or two Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes--and those'd probably get this thread locked! :P

[KitchenWitch]

70. Ole and Lena were headed up to Dulute for the weekend (Duluth)

When the Minnesota Highway patrol pulls them over.

Ole says, "What seems to be da problem der officer?"

The officer responded, "You were speeding, may I see your Driver's License?"

"I was not speeding," Ole said.

The officer stated, "I clocked you going 75 in a 60 zone."

Ole responded, "That's impossible, I was NOT speeding."

At this point, Lena leans over Ole and says, "It is usless to argue with Ole when he's been drinking."

[eyepaddle]

74. Outstanding!

Sometimes the simple ones are best!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ragin_acadian]

93. 23 years, but i get back to New Brunswick about every five years

- i'm northern Acadian, my family fell off the back of the wagon before we ever got near the Missisipi. But I grew up down here in the south with the Cajuns.

so, were you working on the oil rigs? how did you get into that? i've heard it's long hours, but good pay.

fried balls of cornmeal - you wouldn't be talkin about hush puppies, would you? i can give you some good recipes if you have a hankering, but i don't know if you could find white cornmeal in Minnesota.

gator with gatorade. hah.

[eyepaddle]

94. Ah yes, du Nord vs du

Sud--isn't it?

The oil rig thing--nothin' like getting a geology degree, and then having to make loan payments. I basically called a service company and they hired me pretty much on the phone. That was a real warning sign.

The hours are long 12 on 12 off--unless something is going wrong, then you stay up until it's fixed for as many days as you are out there. Most I did was one month, but a lot of my friends had done seven, eight, maybe nine weeks. I think I'd heard about one guy who did six months--I think he was hiding from an arrest warrant. The money is okay--but hardly worth the loss of the rest of your life. And yes, I actually did feel like a part of the problem, working for the oil companies.

I do not miss the oil field--that's for sure! But I have wanted to go back to Louisiana and see what it feels like to visit without having to work.

Why don't you send me that recipe and let me worry about the corn meal! ;)

[ragin_acadian]

96. pm'd ya'.

enjoy.

incidentally, one of my favorite cajunisms is: "that boy could hide his own easter eggs" - i've found that to be very a very appropriate description of some people.

[KitchenWitch]

97. That could describe a lot of the *bush voters!

[ragin_acadian]

98. definately!

sorry eyepaddle and i got off on our own tangent -

still feeling flirty?

[KitchenWitch]

99. Sure...

What are you wearing?

[ragin_acadian]

102. aha! let's really get flirty...

so what do you imagine i am wearing?

[KitchenWitch]

103. A shit eating grin!

:evilgrin: and a toga.

[ragin_acadian]

105. ack. you got me! i'm a greek posing as a studly exiled canadian

in my little on-line fantasy world.

how did you do that?

let me guess what you are wearing: oven mitts and nothing else?

crap, i hope i don't get this thread locked...maybe if we are really quiet...

[KitchenWitch]

108. oven mitts and a smile

Would you like some fresh baked snickerdoodles?

[ragin_acadian]

109. ooh! now you got me excited. what is a snickerdoodle?

does it have something to do with the candy: sweet, just like you?

[KitchenWitch]

110. It is similar to a shortbread cookie

rolled in cinnnamon sugar just prior to baking!

:D

Thank you for the compliment!

[ragin_acadian]

111. wow, that sounds good! i haven't had much experience with shortbread

cookies, just the nabisco stuff, do you eat it with coffee, or milk?

i tried making suspiros de monja once, more or less a drop cookie, and they weren't that bad - kinda fluffy, but they fall apart in coffee.

2-1/2 cups white almonds, toasted
2 large egg whites
3/4 cup white sugar
1/2 tsp lemon juice

beat egg whites till stiff, add sugar & juice, mix, add almonds, spoon onto wax paper, then cook at 250 for 45 minutes.

[KitchenWitch]

112. Good with both coffee and milk.

One of my all time favorite cookies.

[KitchenWitch]

100. No problem about the threadjack!

it happens!

[autorank]

5. Is it true Wicca is just an "earth" religion?

[KitchenWitch]

12. Yes - but I am not a Wiccan

some of my beliefs are from Wicca, but others are from Buddhism and Native American religions.

[autorank]

16. KitchenWitch, I'll worship at your temple (too strong for flirting?)

[KitchenWitch]

18. Not at all

I will set up my ... altar for you!

[autorank]

25. I kneel before you!

:pals"

[progmom]

6. hey babe

what's cookin'?

[KitchenWitch]

20. Thai food

Panang curry beef!

[Goathead]

9. I will.

...and begin. ...come here often?

[KitchenWitch]

22. I am here almost every night!

:evilgrin:

[Goathead]

31. Indeed, you grace us with your wit

and your effervescent charm every evening. :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

33. It is my pleasure!

:loveya: right back atcha!

[short bus president]

10. I will gladly Lounge-stalk you Tuesday

for a hamburger today.

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

14. Here you go!

[short bus president]

23. Yikes!

OK,I will gladly Lounge-stalk you as soon as I'm out of intensive care...

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

27. LOL

Scary isn't it?

To think some 90 pound college coed ate one in one sitting...I bet she was in the bathroom within 15 minutes purging...

[LostinVA]

11. I'm female, will that do? And also a fellow Pagan...

[KitchenWitch]

15. Web flirting accepts all genders and orientations!

:woohoo:

[Goathead]

19. You are from Myanmar?

j/k

[KitchenWitch]

gorgeous photo!

Buddhist temple?

[Goathead]

34. It is Bagan or (Pagan) as it used to be called.

Yes buddist temples. They are in Burma, I want to go there really badly.

[KitchenWitch]

38. I want to go here

This is Wat Phrasrirattana Sasadaram or the Temple of the Emerald Buddha

[Goathead]

45. Why that Wat?

Any reason?

[KitchenWitch]

49. Actually it is one of several

That one is one I remembered the name of. My husband is half Thai, and we are planning to go to Thailand, once our daughter gets older, so she can see her Thai relatives. Hopefully the avian flu will have solved itself.

[Goathead]

54. That sounds great.

I have wanted to go to So East Asia for some time now. Angkor Wat has always been very alluring to me.

[KitchenWitch]

55. Angkor Wat is another temple I would love to visit

Someday!

[sparky_in_ma]

24. I would dance skyclad

at the solstice with you.:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

29. very cool

make sure you do not go widdershins! :loveya:

[texas1928]

28. Baby are you tired?

Cause you ahve been running through my mind all day.


:P


Lame wasn't it.

[KitchenWitch]

32. Lame pick up lines are a requirement for flirting aren't they??

LOL

[texas1928]

36. Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only ten I see!

[KitchenWitch]

37. HAHAHAHA

[texas1928]

40. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

[KitchenWitch]

41. I always say to always obey the voices in your head!

LOL

[texas1928]

44. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk

[KitchenWitch]

46. You are funny

I love that in a person!

[texas1928]

52. You must be an adverb,

because you sure do modify me!

[KitchenWitch]

122. That one is particularly nerdy

:D

[eyepaddle]

47. Oh, where is THAT from?

(not to cut in or anything!) :donut:

[texas1928]

51. I found them on this site.

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

[eyepaddle]

56. Oh now it is all over!

that site is gonna get my ass kicked! I'll try not to abuse that awesome power--but sooner or later I will.

:rofl:

[texas1928]

57. Look at how many times those worked.

Most of them have never worked. SO yes you will probably be getting knocked down a lot.

[eyepaddle]

59. Oh man, those lines are so bad shooting down the user

just isn't enough. Those would require a good old fashioned hands on physical beating--that's all there is to it! :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

60. SO you like physical stuff.

That can be dangerous you know.

[eyepaddle]

66. Oh, no--not really--it's just that those lines are so hillariously awful

if somebody became violent...wel, I might not like it, but let's say I understand.

My favorite line was "so, you're a girl, huh?"

Which did have a success as you can see!

[Huckebein the Raven]

42. *steps in line*

I do I do

hot stuff

:D

[Huckebein the Raven]

69. I guess no one wants to flirt with me

:(

[eyepaddle]

71. Oh, you're flirted with, alright,

very flirted with!

:beer:

[Huckebein the Raven]

73. Thanks

[KitchenWitch]

72. OMG I am sorry

<flirt flirt flirt>

You are so hot!

[Huckebein the Raven]

75. It's okay

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

81. I WILL flirt with you, Dark_Leftist!

I love your avatar and that very cool dude with the sword...You are one cool dude...

:pals:

[Huckebein the Raven]

88. Thanks Peggy

:)

[Wapsie B]

62. ME!!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce:

*flirt*

[KitchenWitch]

65. Flattery will get you....

LOL

[Wapsie B]

92. Get me what?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

95. Flattery will get you....

a huge smile from me!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

82. Hi, bushwentawol,

I'm feeling very flirty tonight! So you're next, sweetie!

*flirt*

:blush:

[Wapsie B]

91. Awwww

:blush:

[elshiva]

76. You are sooo sexy, hon!

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

77. Why thank you!

:loveya:

[elshiva]

78. You are most welcome, sweetie!

You have a cool avatar.

[Doctor_J]

79. Who doesn't?

Can I lick your face like Rick James did to the girl in Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story?

[KitchenWitch]

87. LOL

Rick James was a FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. The badgers do.

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

84. Hi, KitchenWitch,

I'm glad you're feeling good tonight! Me too...Some wine and good things to eat at the next-door neighbor's birthday party and I haven't been this high in quite some time...WooHoo!!!

*flirt,flirt*

:woohoo:

[KitchenWitch]

90. It feels good to actually smile again

I am glad you are also having a good night!

:pals:

[Beware the Beast Man]

85. Hey baby,

Can I buy you a drink? :beer:

[KitchenWitch]

89. I would love a Coca-Cola

Thank you! :D

[Left Is Write]

101. Are Old Dutch potato chips and Caribou coffee involved?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

106. Of course

As well as trips to David Fongs and Cafe di Napoli.

[Left Is Write]

113. Well, then, sure! I'll flirt with you.

[KitchenWitch]

114. Right back atcha honey dear!

:D

Anyone who loves Creamettes, Old Dutch Snacks, and David Fongs is great in my book!

[Left Is Write]

117. Awwww....

:D

[progmom]

104. what's a gorgeous woman like you

doing in a DUmp like this?

[KitchenWitch]

107. I like DUmps!

much better than FReeps.

[Abelman]

115. Hello Ms Witch

Watcha got cookin' tonight?

[KitchenWitch]

118. Nothing tonight

Too tired to cook - daughter is sick (asthma flareup - so doing the neb dance every 4 hours).

Happy to hear from you though :D

[leftofthedial]

116. everyone

[KitchenWitch]

119. Awww shucks!!!

:D

[Wapsie B]

120. Me.

*flirt*

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

121. *flirt*

:loveya: