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Fri Apr-15-05 11:26 PM
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Mine: MOMMMMMMMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:29 PM
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1. I can see my house from here. |
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AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
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MazeRat7
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:30 PM
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2. Oh.... this is gonna leave a mark.......... |
BringEmOn
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:31 PM
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3. When I grow up, I wanna be just like George Bush. |
Huckebein the Raven
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:34 PM
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4. "There goes my clean underwear" |
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:35 PM
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First you say it, then you do it.
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The Animator
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:36 PM
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6. Hey Yall, Watch This... |
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Sir you can't park there...
It's a bird, it's a plane...
Weeeee!
Hey the grass is greener over here!
Laura: Who let George ride a motorcycle? Rove: Don't give me that look, I thought it would make a good photo-op? Laura: Oh it's a good one all right, I'm sure DU and the Onion will love it.
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CO Liberal
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:38 PM
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7. The Evel Knievel Space Program |
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:40 PM
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8. Damn you, Sir Isaac Newton!!!! |
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Every object in the Universe attracts every other object with a force directed along the line of centers for the two objects that is proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the separation between the two objects.
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texas1928
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:51 PM
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I wish I had never studied gravity.
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Fri Apr-15-05 11:53 PM
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10. "I've drank the kool-aid, I'm crossing over" |
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Sat Apr-16-05 01:13 AM
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11. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! i can fly! |
texas1928
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Sat Apr-16-05 01:55 AM
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12. He is singing this in his head. |
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Learning to Fly Into the distance, a ribbon of black Stretched to the point of no turning back A flight of fancy on a windswept field Standing alone my senses reeled A fatal attraction holding me fast, how Can I escape this irresistible grasp?
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted Just an earth-bound misfit, I
Ice is forming on the tips of my wings Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything No navigator to guide my way home Unladened, empty and turned to stone
A soul in tension that's learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I
Above the planet on a wing and a prayer, My grubby halo, a vapour trail in the empty air, Across the clouds I see my shadow fly Out of the corner of my watering eye A dream unthreatened by the morning light Could blow this soul right through the roof of the night
There's no sensation to compare with this Suspended animation, A state of bliss Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I
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Sat Apr-16-05 02:18 AM
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Here's One~~ Here's another one I like~~
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