Flirt with me...If you dare

[yvr girl]

I might flirt back. You might crash and burn.

Go.

[VelmaD]

1. Gee...

that's not much in the way of incentive. :P

[yvr girl]

6. Doll baby, it's totally fair

I'm using a randomizing object to decide. BTW, you are my favourite Velma, have I ever told you that?

[VelmaD]

25. Hee...

Will is gonna be so jealous that he has lost the "doll-baby" title. :)

Long story.

[wtmusic]

2. I've already done my time today

Hafta hit ya tomorrow... ;-)

[yvr girl]

7. I hate to do this

(since you were so nice earlier) but...as if I'd flirt with you. :(

[wtmusic]

18. ouch

*jumps off bridge*
*miraculously survives*
*floats to tropical shore, where tropical maiden who looks like yvr girl nourishes me back to health*
*wakes up*
:P

[yvr girl]

40. sorry

I feel so bad

[texas1928]

3. How you Doin'

[yvr girl]

I'm better now that you're here, baby

[texas1928]

16. OH sweetheart you make my stormy skies turn clear.

[yvr girl]

27. I was hoping for a storm

I don't like thunder. I might need to snuggle next to you until it passes.

[texas1928]

You will feel this safe.

[yvr girl]

41. That is two scoops of cute

What a sensitve soul you are.

[texas1928]

44. I am just a tired old Texan.

That is all I am.

[yvr girl]

50. Here's a little kiss goodnight

:*

[texas1928]

53. just a little one.

:(

Fine I will get your nose then.

[yvr girl]

59. More cute

Are you going to nibble anywhere else?

[texas1928]

66. Well we will see.

A nibble here, a lick there.

[yvr girl]

69. That's quite a tongue

I must say.

[texas1928]

72. No that would get your thread locked.

:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

74. Well a kiss and a Rose.

and I bid you goodnight, til we meet again.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

55. Hey you two, get a room!

:blush:

[texas1928]

57. Jealous?

HMMMM?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

65. MOI? Never! At least, I * ummm* don't think so...

Besides, I'm just a dried up old lady, lolol

I can get a room with my heart's desire any time I want to, so there!

:kick:

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. Crash like the Dave Matthews song of the same name ?

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

12. I don't know the song

But why don't you buy me a drink and we can talk about it :*

[Huckebein the Raven]

14. What would the lady like ?

[yvr girl]

32. Spanish Coffee

Thanks. When are we getting married?

[Huckebein the Raven]

52. I thought we were penciled in for Summer '06 ?

:D

[yvr girl]

85. That's what I thought

but I can't find my calendar.

[DBoon]

5. flirt flirt flirt

there!

[yvr girl]

15. You have such a way with words

I'm all twitterpated

[4_Legs_Good]

8. I would certainly crash and burn

so sad.

I'm pathetic... and oh so sleepy...

david

[yvr girl]

17. How could you even think that

You started my petition. I adore you.

[4_Legs_Good]

22. Well I adore you too,

but I'm so sad about my cat's prospects and the impending birth (will you get here already stupid kid!!!) that I'm just lacking in enthusiasm for much of anything.

I still :loveya: though!

:)

david

[yvr girl]

33. Tough time, eh?

:hug: :*

[4_Legs_Good]

46. Yup

and thanks :hug:

Just a lot of things going on and all at once too...

Plus I'm not sleeping well.

/yawn/

david

[yvr girl]

88. You should go to bed

[4_Legs_Good]

156. Yup again...

Watched a little tv and now I'm hitting the sack.

Have fun

:)

david

[Swede]

9. Come up to my loft and I'll show you my etchings.

:)

[yvr girl]

19. I'm not going anywhere with someone who'd use such a lame line

sorry

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Hey there girlfriend! Come here often?

Do your worst! I don't think I'LL crash or burn, lol

*flirt*

:loveya:

:pals:

[yvr girl]

20. You're my favourite Californian

And that includes all my nutty relatives who live there.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. You have, I believe, said those words to me before!

But I still appreciate them!

:pals:

[yvr girl]

35. I meant them too

:pals:

[coloradodem2005]

11. So. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

[yvr girl]

21. Hoping to meet you

I just got lucky - you showed up.

[coloradodem2005]

24. I got lucky too.

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

92. Thanks - you're sweet

:loveya: too

[WilliamPitt]

13. So...um...do you like...stuff?

[yvr girl]

23. Listen bud, I've been ALL over town looking for moose

You're not in my good books.

[WilliamPitt]

28. Mmmmm...moooooose

[yvr girl]

37. You better eat every last bit of it

Antlers and EVERYTHING

[WilliamPitt]

39. Yes, ma'am

[yvr girl]

43. I tried the randomizing object again. Twice

It really doesn't like you.

[WilliamPitt]

47. Eh?

Randomizing object? Is this some sort of 'neck massager' I haven't heard of?

[yvr girl]

54. In order to be fair

I let chance decide who I'd flirt with and who I'd shoot down.

It is not a neck massager. (Besides, I thought YOU were the neck massager.)

[WilliamPitt]

60. I am, but I don't come with batteries

*must...not...make...bad...pun...*

What happens when your 'randomizer' comes up with "Answer Unclear, Ask Again Later"?

[yvr girl]

68. It gives me a very straight forward flirt or don't flirt

It's nice to have something easy to read.

...no batteries required. Interesting. But are you 'Ever ready?'

[WilliamPitt]

77. No sex threads

[VelmaD]

78. Hee...looks like LynneSin

:)

[yvr girl]

84. I have NO idea what you're talking about

Are you ever ready to give neck massages? What did you think I meant?

[VelmaD]

56. Hey...those are for...

external use only...or novelty purposes. The Texas legislature said so. ;) *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. My dear yvr girl,

Could you kindly explain something to me? How is it that you get multiple responses from Will Pitt? He NEVER posts in my threads. (One time only.)

Hmmmmm???

:cry:

[yvr girl]

58. I have pictures from his misspent youth

I've threatened him with...EXPOSURE.

I'm nice to you, but I do have an evil side. I was involved in an extortion case when I was 7...a long story for another time.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

70. AHHH, I see!

OK, I feel better now...lol...I have NOTHING on him, so that explains it, I hope...I was thinking it was something else, like I'm not intellectual enough for him, or something like that...

You must tell me your story sometime!

[VelmaD]

73. "not intellectual enough"...

*snort* You have seen his threads about "poop" right? :)

[WilliamPitt]

79. Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

p.

[VelmaD]

80. Ah...there's that...

highly evolved and urbane sense of humor we've all come to know and love.

[WilliamPitt]

83. The 'p' inside the post

is what makes me a goddam genius.

:P

[VelmaD]

86. It's a fine line between genius...

and poop flinging howler monkey. Po-tay-to. Po-tah-toe.

[texas1928]

90. I tell you

That boy's cheese slid off his cracker.

[VelmaD]

94. He is just a few bubbles...

off plumb.

[texas1928]

104. He is a Few sandwiches...

short of a picnic.

[VelmaD]

105. Hee...let's highjack this thread...

He's sharper than a sack of wet mice.

P.S. Good to see ya, Tex. Been a while. *smooch*

[texas1928]

107. It has...

DARTH (Heavy Breathing)

That boy's about as subtle as a hand grenade in oatmeal.

[VelmaD]

110. Woohoo...heavy breathing

;)

I still like the one I coined a few years back...he ain't the brightest lightning bug in the swarm.

[texas1928]

114. That one is good.

I like mine, and I use it all the time.

"bout as useful as a kick in the crotch."

[VelmaD]

116. Sounds like something my little brother would use...

though I prefer "about as useful as tits on a boarhog"

[texas1928]

119. Best animal reference

I have seen monkey shit fights better organized.

[VelmaD]

122. Ah...and we're back to poop

Will will be so disappointed he missed it. ;)

I got another one..."that boy couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel"

[texas1928]

125. Well you have to go there sometimes.

Or this one.

"He could not find his way out of a paper bag, even if he had a map."

[VelmaD]

129. I'll admit I'm not so evolved...

that I can't appreciate the occasional poop joke.

Yours reminds me of one I like..."he couldn't find his ass with a handful of fishhooks"

[texas1928]

131. I have heard it this way

"he could not find his ass with two hands, and directions."

[VelmaD]

134. that one's a classic

Got another good one...if brains were dynamite that boy wouldn't have enough to blow his nose

[texas1928]

141. OK I had one but my brain farted...

and I lost it. Must be the three hours of sleep I had.

[VelmaD]

143. Sounds like it's past your bedtime too

Get some rest. *soft, very non-Darthish smooch on th eforehead*

[texas1928]

145. Aw JEEZ

:blush:

Not tired just yet. Had to much coffee.

[VelmaD]

147. I have never understood...

the fascination with coffee. My best friend drinks it by the gallon every day. I don't get it. :shrug:

I gave up caffeinated beverages about 3 years ago and I don't really miss them.

[texas1928]

149. I like coffee.

But hey remember I am a cowboy at heart and can drink so stout you could float a horseshoe in it. And when I am tired, and have ahd to be up nearly all night it keeps me going. Along with a good piece of beef jerky.

[VelmaD]

152. Coffee and beef jerkey...

the breakfast of champions. :P

I can't quite believe I'm still up this late. It's been a while since I stayed up to play. It's been fun. :)

[texas1928]

159. I miss the chats.

But Those days are over. OH Well we have the memories.

[VelmaD]

160. I still have NO idea...

what happened to the other board. *sigh* I suppose it was too good to last. And lord knows it had its soap opera moments.

[texas1928]

163. Well there is a long story to that one.

But I will not tell it here.

[VelmaD]

164. Unfortunately I don't think...

I'd last through a long bedtime story tonight. I'm starting to fade. But definintely drop me a pm with the story. I do want to hear it.

[texas1928]

165. Will do.

I will try and do it tomorrow. Will bed shortly myself.

[VelmaD]

167. Nighty night

I'm headed to bed myself. This was fun. *smooch*

[texas1928]

169. Night

Miss D.

[yvr girl]

153. Hey you two

Don't think I didn't notice. I've just been busy. How dare you highjack my thead to make fun of Pitt. That kind of activity deserves its own thread.

[VelmaD]

154. We aren't making fun of Will...

we're just swappin colorful Texas-isms.

Ok. And we're making fun of Will. :)

[texas1928]

161. I am sorry.

Looks at the ground and twists his toe around.

[yvr girl]

171. Puppies are so cute

You're forgiven.

[WilliamPitt]

91. Po-tay-to. Po-tah-toe.

Poo.

[VelmaD]

103. Yup, it's obviously past your bedtime...

you forgot that final "p" that makes you a "goddam genius". :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

89. Indeed, I have seen those...lol

Those threads are a sign of a highly developed sense of humor in a hugely intellectually advanced brain!

[VelmaD]

98. Or he's just got...

the sense of humor of a 4 year old boy. Or a poop flinging howler monkey. :)

[texas1928]

101. Hey

I like a good poop thread every once in awhile.

[VelmaD]

61. Try flahsing him...

that always seems to work. :)

[WilliamPitt]

62. She is bringing me moose meat

[CaliforniaPeggy]

81. *Faints* You responded!

Alas, there is no moose meat in California...Besides by the time I found any, you'd have gone on to something else...*sob*

:cry:

:scared:

[WilliamPitt]

87. Hm

Could you locate a nicely roasted shank of Orange County Republican, perhaps?

:P

That's it. Talking about eating Orange County GOP ass = bedtime for bonzo.

Later, y'all.

[VelmaD]

93. *snort* y'all *snort*

You're so cute when you go all southern. :P

Nighty night, monkey-boy.

[yvr girl]

106. Maybe I can flirt with you next time

I just checked. I can give you one of these. :*

[VelmaD]

26. Has this line EVER worked for you...

ever? Very smooth. :P

[WilliamPitt]

29. Once

;)

[VelmaD]

30. Nah...it was...

the bad falsetto Led Zeppelin. ;)

[WilliamPitt]

36. aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaa...AAAA!

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy.

:P

[VelmaD]

51. Would probably be more effective...

if you still had the ponytail. *pout* I missed the ponytail. :(

[Radical Activist]

34. Have you ever seen a crisp brand new

50 dollar bill? ;)

[yvr girl]

38. The randomizing object instructs me to flirt

but I'm vaguely offended. mmm...

I'll just kiss you. :*

[Radical Activist]

42. score!

Awesome!

randomizing object huh? Maybe I should take one of them randomizing objects to the bar with me tomorrow night and see how it works.

[yvr girl]

45. If you took my particular object, you'd get some funny looks

You might want to find your own.

[Radical Activist]

48. Are you going to tell us the big secret?

of what the object is? Is it something perverted?

[yvr girl]

63. Not perverted at all.

It was close at hand.

You need to guess first.

[Radical Activist]

67. one of those

shake up 8 balls?

[yvr girl]

71. No

[VelmaD]

76. Is it...

one of those little Yoda figures that works like a Magic 8 ball that they gave away at Pizza Hut back when Star Wars Episode 1 came out?

Velma=geek girl :)

[yvr girl]

95. No Yoda figures in the house

Think simple

[VelmaD]

100. Dice?

Or flipping a coin?

[yvr girl]

109. I'm flipping something

but not a coin

[progmom]

111. your middle finger?

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

112. Well hell, that could be anything...

Hmm...let's see...I flip the couch and if it lands right-side up I flirt and if it's upside-down I don't.

[yvr girl]

121. Fine, I'll give you some hints

It' round, fits in the palm of my hand and it opens.

[VelmaD]

126. Uh...I'm still confused...

Is it a condom?

Chocolate money still in the wrapper?

A plastic Easter Egg?

[yvr girl]

132. none of those things

It's round, flat and hard.

You can buy it in a drug store.

[VelmaD]

135. A bottle of aspirin?

Birth control pills? Something like that?

[yvr girl]

137. Birth control pills! lol

That would be a funny thing to choose.

I can't stand it anymore. A compact. Top side up - I flirt. Bottom side up - shoot you down.

[VelmaD]

140. Probably not totally random...

I think the weight of the mirror would impact the outcome. I'm not sure which direction though. This will require some highly scientific experimentation.

[yvr girl]

148. But the make-up is on the other side

And it's almost full. It sure didn't like Pitt.

[VelmaD]

150. Eh...probably a sign from the gods...

that he needed to be harassed tonight. Picking on him can be WAY more fun than flirting with him. :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

155. This is true

We wouldn't want him to get a big head or anything.

[VelmaD]

157. Sometimes I think it's my job...

to simultaneously inflate and deflate his ego. :)

Have I mentioned I'm insanely envious that you (and a bunch of other people) are going to Boston next week and I'm not. I haven't seen that boy in person since September of 2003. :( And I've never met matcom in person. *pout*

[yvr girl]

168. You excel at your job

I haven't met hardly any DUers myself. (You know.) I'm really looking forward to going. I figure I have all these airline points - why not use them.

I can either stroke Pitt's ego for you or mock him mercilessly. Let me know. I'm looking forward to meeting Matcom and Mrs. Matcom. I've been carrying on so much with matcom lately.

[texas1928]

170. I have not met any of you.

so :P

[leftofthedial]

64. maybe we could crash

and burn together

[yvr girl]

75. I like the way you think

The idea has merit

[leftofthedial]

97. I've been called an idea man

and my service is always meritorious.

[yvr girl]

123. Stop, you're putting ideas in my head

:blush:

[progmom]

82. Do you do equal opportunity flirting?

I just fell asleep with my head in my husband's lap. Ask me anything. :P

[yvr girl]

96. I do, but not with you

The randomizing object is in charge. It must not like whining.

[progmom]

99. But I'm all done whining

I've moved on to wining.

[yvr girl]

118. The randomizing object instructs me to NOT flirt with you

I must obey

[gauguin57]

102. That's a lovely housecoat you're wearing, Mrs. Cleaver ...

... oops. Sorry. I learned everything I know about flirtation from Eddie Haskell.

[yvr girl]

113. It seems I have a weakness for

juvenile flirting. I wore it just for you.

[datasuspect]

108. look dollface

i'd take you for a suchy a fucked up ride, you'd turn into a christian.














hugs, smooches, and big wet sloppy kisses

[yvr girl]

115. I'm sorry.

You sound like trouble. I must ask you to leave my thread.

[datasuspect]

120. pull an alert on me

but i still love you anyway.

wanna hear the mythology i developed about you?













extra sloppy wet kisses

[yvr girl]

124. They mythology is 'extra sloppy wet kisses'???

[datasuspect]

127. no

that's just the pitter patter.

















































































































and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii














will always love you uuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[datasuspect]

133. you can do that "cute" shit with everyone else

i'm the one who will love you warts and all.









































































































































































































SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

[yvr girl]

136. "cute shit"

Whatever do you mean? Please tell me your mythology. Please.

[datasuspect]

138. eh . . .

i know your type

fortunately, that type just grabs the cockels of my shriveled blackened heart.

on a better day, i'll take your hand and show you how to shoot up dope.






















































































































































































SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!@

[yvr girl]

146. It doesn't matter how many smooches you send my way

I CAN'T flirt with you. The compact has spoken.

[texas1928]

117. AW MAN

She did not like my rose.

:cry:

[yvr girl]

128. I did. It was beautiful.

I thought you went to bed. Please forgive me.

[texas1928]

130. Nope just ending it

Leaving a little longing for more.

[yvr girl]

139. You're such a tease

[texas1928]

142. But

I am bashful.

:blush:

[SmileyBoy]

144. Hey baby...

I can't help but notice that your mouth is empty.

OK, that was wrong of me. Sorry.:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

151. I'm sorry - you crash and burn

Fate can be a cruel master.

[norml]

158. If you'd like to be in my dreams, I'll be sleeping soon.

If you'd like to join me, I'll leave the door unlocked.

[yvr girl]

162. Have I ever been in your dreams before?

Or will this be my first time?

[norml]

173. As someone who's name I did not know, you've been in my dreams many times.

And now an Haiku... Beautiful dreamer. In my dreams I walk with her. Dream on dream lover.

[yvr girl]

174. Speaking of dreams...

I think it's about time for me to start having them.

[norml]

176. Good Night Sweet Princess

and May Flights of Angels Guide Thee to Thy Rest.

[VelmaD]

166. Well, that'sit for me tonight, kiddies...

I'd forgotten how much fun it was to stay up late and play on DU. It's been a hoot but it's bedtime. Y'all be good. :)

[yvr girl]

172. Goodnight, Doll Baby

:loveya:

[SarahB]

175. I'm a little grumpy, but...

I'll give you a nice hug. I look forward to meeting you next week. :hi:

[yvr girl]

177. The randomizing object instructs me to flirt

I hope your phone thing gets worked out. I'm looking forward to meeting you too.

I'm off to dreamland now...

goodnight, Sweet Sarah.