DU Psychics, pick the topic for tomorrow's Bush Radio Address

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

[autorank]

1. He will speak in tongues. Think it's called "glosolalia."

[saltpoint]

4. He kinda does that now.

[autorank]

7. Damn, you exposed my trick answer!

[saltpoint]

9. Hi, autorank. I'm brought down by Dubya's pretending --

-- that he knows what he's talking about.

I realize that John Kennedy did not write all of his own speeches and had significant help.

But the difference was he reached to the talented writer, to the lyrical and poetic language that would exalt.

Dubya dumbs everything down to rock bottom and then smirks his way through that. No wonder our allies laugh at us.

Can we do the election again? tomorrow? I think just about any of the Democrats/Greens/socialists etc. would have been a more persuasive, articulate statesman or stateswoman.

[autorank]

10. OldCrusoe, you're right. Bush selects the oddest people to write

for him. I saw the fellow who wrote the 'axis of evil' speech on Maher Friday night (with Wes Clark). He was like Uriah Heap with the Plague. The audience laughed when he spoke and Clark either slapped him down or gave him the hardest stares, dripping with contempt. The guy was defenseless and a joke. God in Heaven, what did we do to deserve this?

[Mnemosyne]

2. Where's all of the above?!! I can't choose.

[saltpoint]

3. In a somewhat surprising move, President Bush will --

-- offer a family recipe for butterscotch pie.

Have a pencil & notepad handy!

[gauguin57]

5. He'll give a dissertation on the state of Barney's stools.

Or something else just as scintillating.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. freedom freedom liberty and freedom

Fires of freedom...culture of life...terra.

the usual chestnuts.

[leftofthedial]

8. freedumb

bonership

ya see, that's the thing!

some people claim that we are too dumb to be free to have boners.

What an abysmal state we've sunk to as a nation. I hate this. I hate it.