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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:48 AM
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Man cannot live on beer, peanuts, popcorn and vodka alone
at least without producing "stadium farts"
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:49 AM
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1. Gotta add some fruit to your diet ~
Grapefruit or cranberry juice will go nicely with that vodka !! :beer:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:51 AM
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3. I had "cherry juice", see other thread as to complaints about content
It still could not prevent the living room from smelling like the bleachers
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:50 AM
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2. Are we talking thunderous or the long, play a tune type
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:51 AM
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4. The one's that make your house smell like a stadium of drunk baseball fans
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:57 AM
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5. i thought this was advice for college students
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 08:58 AM
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6. NONSENSE! Don't be such a baby!
The Roaming Gnome.

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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:02 AM
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7. but he can wind up with apendicitis trying
thats a lethal combo of stuff.

dont forget to have some corn with lunch...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:05 AM
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8. I forgot to mention the T-bombs. Barry, Pat and I split a round of 15
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:09 AM
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11. what the fuck is a T-bomb? n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:15 AM
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12. Redbull+Ciclone
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:08 AM
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9. Your AIM message says that you are away from you computer....
Edited on Sat Apr-16-05 09:08 AM by JVS
yet you somehow are posting at DU, which implies your presence at your computer. So stop using the away message to tell lies
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:09 AM
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10. i am IMing you now
friggin answer me or i go back on away...
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:35 AM
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13. You also need nachos with guacamole
now you have a complete "manly" diet.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:39 AM
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14. That would have cost money
I ate peanuts at the bar because they were free

The Juice and Popcorn were from the dollar store

Vodka was at a friends house

I did have to pay for some beer, but that's ok
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:41 AM
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15. What, are you vegetarian or something?
Add some tamales to round out the experience...



and maybe some bean burritos!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:43 AM
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16. Must ...not ...spend ...money ...on ...non-alcoholic ...items
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 09:59 AM
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17. Have a drink and thuink about it!
Maybe two.....
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ooglymoogly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 10:29 AM
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18. you will end up with scurvy unless you add a few limes
to the vodka, then its perfectly ok; with a little air freshener to be sure.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:48 PM
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19. Pfeh, scurvy is a weak disease!
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