You know those things in the packages that suck up the meat juices?

[Liberal Veteran]

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. You mean the things that almost become part of the meat itself

when the meat has been frozen? Those things? :hi:

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Yeah....those things.

[salvorhardin]

2. Ah!

You mean the burger tampons. :-)

[Briarius]

3. the blood diaper things?

what about them?

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Don't ever accidently cook one.

:D

[salvorhardin]

7. Yep, been there, done that.

Nuked a couple of them before. The smell ain't pretty.

[Briarius]

10. LOL!

even if you slow roast them? I'd imagine they'd be chewy otherwise...

[Cassandra]

11. I take it you did that.

Recently?

[Liberal Veteran]

12. Well...not intentionally or anything.

They REALLY don't parbroil well at all.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. ROFL...they don't work well with the defrost setting on the microwave

either. :7

[Liberal Veteran]

15. The chicken ones are particularly vile.

And strangely layered in such a way as to make you believe you removed it when in actuality half of it is permanently sealed to the chicken.

[FormerDittoHead]

6. yes - they're called diapers in the business...

I used to work in a meat packing plant...

[Nicole]

8. sanitary pads for meat

wonder who thought that one up?

[Cooley Hurd]

9. My dog ate one once...

...found it later in the yard. They hold up pretty good.:D

[Dookus]

14. similarly

remember to remove the cardboard under the frozen pizza before cooking it. couldn't figure out why the hell I couldn't cut through the damned thing.

[Liberal Veteran]

16. Hmm...is that why frozen pizza crust always tastes like cardboard?

I think it's deceiving the way they put two layers of cardboard in the box like that.