matcom
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Mon Oct-20-03 05:57 AM
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Mrs Matcom told me she is a "DU Widow" |
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she was laughing about it yesterday
she said there are "Golf Widows", "Sunday Football Widows", "Work Widows", etc.... but sometimes she felt like a "DU Widow" cause EVERY day that she comes home from work (i get home 15 minutes ahead of her) i am a sittin' in front of DU!
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told her that i know more about thongs and asses thanks to DU and that was good for our marriage. in effect, she owes her happiness to DU! :D
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jumptheshadow
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Mon Oct-20-03 06:04 AM
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1. My partner said that yesterday, too |
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But then I am sort of a "Dark Age of Camelot" and "lesbian slash" widow.
We have agreed to take a long vacation to someplace where there are no computers.
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REP
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Mon Oct-20-03 06:04 AM
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2. Everytime Loved One Complains About Me Being On-Line |
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I ask him about his EverCrack progress. By the time he gets through his (long, boring) description of his (tedious) game, he's fine with my DU and usenet activity, and laughs.
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Mon Oct-20-03 07:31 AM
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3. Ha! I've gotten that too |
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Of course our computer at home is so slow I don't spend much time on it, plus what with the box to watch and all. My wife plays Spider (freecell on steroids) and on-line cards a lot so she has nothing to complain about.
The greatest day of her life might just have been when Crossfire was moved to 4:30 in the afternoon. She wasn't a fan of coming home to me screaming at the box, we watch West Wing now.
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Kathy in Cambridge
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Mon Oct-20-03 08:11 AM
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4. I'm a golf widow-he plays until the first snowfall |
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my DU habit in now way compares to his golf/football habit.
DU keeps us healthy-it's better that I argue with the occasional freeper than bitch at John for not cleaning up after himself.
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Mon Oct-20-03 08:51 AM
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5. Is there a support group? |
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My widow er, wife would like to join other long suffering abandoned spouses to bitch er, air her gripes. DU anonymous.
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Mon Oct-20-03 09:12 AM
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6. I'm a football widow, all day Sunday and Monday nights. |
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Plus his buds come over too.
At least she has a fighting chance to distract you--I don't. If the house were burning down, they would have to make an announcement on NFL Sunday Ticket for him to notice.
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