To men:

[demosincebirth]

Do you step out of the shower to pee? or...

[demosincebirth]

1. Years ago my Mom told me that Gentlemen step out

[DS1]

2. before

[Bok_Tukalo]

3. Isn't that the old W.A.S.P. joke?

How can you tell a W.A.S.P. from everyone else?

A W.A.S.P. gets out of the shower to pee.


Ooh! Another one.

A W.A.S.P. was making love to his wife when he suddenly stopped. "Did I hurt you?" he said. "No. Why?" his wife replied. "Because you moved."

[mark414]

4. well...my drain is perpetually clogged, and drains verrryyy slowly

so i go before or after...

[Deja Q]

5. Doesn't that make God cry?

[fleabert]

6. are you going to ask women too? nt

[demosincebirth]

11. I never thought of it. I guess some do and some don't

Good question for another poll?

[Maestro]

7. Step Out

I don't care if it all goes to the same place. I have a big problem peeing where I clean myself as well. It is the principle of the thing.

[Historic NY]

8. this is interesting

http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine_martha.htm

[Mojambo]

9. Seinfeld

GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!

ELAINE: No, that's not it!

GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!

ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?

GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!

ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!

GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now! (Goes for the phone.)

JERRY: Alright, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. My bathroom is so goddamned small I could stay in the shower and aim.....

...for the toilet. Except the shower door would get in the way.

[SKKY]

12. Standing in the shower, thinking...

...This post reminds me of that Jane's Addiction song. Until then, I seriously thought I was the only one that did that. You can imagine what a weight that was off my shoulders.

[bigwillq]

13. I step out

Other people have to use the shower so I htink it's gross if I were to pee in it.

[Huckebein the Raven]

14. Step out

[sakabatou]

15. I step out

but I go before I go in.

[eyepaddle]

16. before

And when I'm swimming I always get out of the water--I just have an issue with peeing through my clothes!

For years I thought all of that "peeing in the pool" stuff was somekind of an urban legend.

[MrSlayer]

17. I don't see the point of getting out.

The water is constantly running, the piss washes right down the drain. It's not going to contaminate the floor or the tub or anything like that. If you get out you get water all over the floor and shit. Fuck that.

[demosincebirth]

18. thats the way I feel.