California prison guards do crossword puzzles for 'training'

[Champ]

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California prison officials ordered an end to using word puzzles as a substitute for guard training Friday after a state assemblyman questioned how finding hidden words such as elf, snow and gingerbread prepare officers to handle dangerous convicts.

Guards at some prisons were being told they could complete nearly one-quarter of their annual training by doing word-search and crossword puzzles on the job.

Correctional officers are supposed to receive 52 hours of training each year in such things as firearms, use of force and transporting prisoners. Forty hours are hands-on but Department of Corrections spokesman Todd Slosek said a union contract that took effect last July required the remaining 12 hours be spent studying bulletins with policy changes, administrative directives - and puzzles.

One exercise required guards to find the names of professional football teams hidden among a jumble of letters: "Complete the word find puzzle below and submit it...to receive one hour...credit. Good luck and have fun!"

"It's unbelievable what they're doing," Assemblyman Rudy Bermudez said.

"Just totally unacceptable."

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/04/16/999462-ap.html

[Goathead]

1. Strangely, that makes since to me.

What do people do when they are bored? Crossword puzzles. I would imagine that working in a prison would be very boring. So practice to break up all that monotony. That is when a convict isn't trying to plunge a homemade shiv into your jugular. Sure crossword puzzles, why not.

[two gun sid]

2. I work as an electrician at a prison.....

I've learned all kinds of cool shit on the job. How to make a shank with a toothbrush, how to make spud juice, cook meth, crack coke.

[Mugweed]

3. Why not juggle?

At least it'll keep the upper body muscles moving and improve eye-hand coordination...I mean as long as we're making absurd replacements for actual training.

[Webster Green]

4. That's the kind of stuff that turns people against unions....

Too bad! We need strong unions to combat the anti-labor policies of ChimpCo Inc., but this kind of shit gives the unions a bad name.