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Anyhow:
Lucas WatchInside the Depraved Mind of George Lucas
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0405/lucaswatch.htmlFreehold, Iowa -
In anticipation of what True Christians™ hope will be the last George Lucas film ever allowed to be shown in a public theater, the Landover Baptist High Council of Deacons held a closed meeting for concerned church members. They discussed the global outbreak of church-skipping that customarily arises every few years when Mr. Lucas crawls like a blind rat out of his filthy basement to present the world his latest pornographic computer generated fantasy smut film.
Mrs. Tawny Huxton is a Landover Baptist Church member and a Christian mother. Her life was ripped apart when she came home one afternoon to find her 12-year old son, Timmy, masturbating with a 7-foot tall Jar Jar Binks doll. Timmy has since been institutionalized and Mrs. Huxton was forced to undergo expensive treatments with Landover Baptist creation scientists and Christian psychologists. As a result of Mr. Lucas' perverted marketing schemes, She's basically lost everything she's held dear to herself. She is now a national spokeswoman for Lucas Watch.
The High Council of Deacons concludes that over the last 30 years there is no living individual who has caused more damage to American morality and the Christian faith than film director, George Lucas. "Mr Lucas is the sort of person one becomes when they don't play enough sports in high-school," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "A damned sissy! Polluting the minds of our American children with the disease of imagination. Drawing them, knowingly and with hellish delight - no doubt, into a depraved world of twisted, sadistic fantasies that weren't made up by God!"
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