President Bush Arrested on Molestation Charges

[DrDebug]

Written by Dogooder Dave



White House Presidential spokesperson Kid Fiddler, shocked media correspondents gathered this morning for President Bush's weekly presentation on Cross Stitch for Beginners.

Mr Fiddler announced that the President was currently incarcerated at The Monroe Special Offender Institute following his arrest at 6am this morning.

Officers acting on information reported to them by Great Britains' Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, carried out a precision dawn raid and are still at The White House collecting evidence.
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Mr Bush is known to have had a difficult childhood, propelled into the glare of public life by his domineering father and problem beset mother. George Bush junior is believed to have been bullied by his now ageing father into invading foreign countries and canniving to control world oil prices. Eminent Child Psychologist, Dr Hans Upshortz, stated that "While the Presidents' childhood may explain some of his fascination for dressing up as a soldier, it is still no excuse for taking advantage of those with direct responsibility for governing his various puppet theatres around the globe."

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1. The difference between *'s pouch and mine is...

Mine's real. His is stuffed with cheap socks.

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