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Mon Apr-18-05 06:49 PM
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You ever hear of someone's mouth being to small to eat a hot dog??? |
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On the Roosevelt special playing on the History Channel, George 6th's visit to the White House was discussed.
It seems the King and Queen had a lovely time, the exception being that the queen couldn't enjoy eating hot dogs, as her mouth was too small.
Gimme a fucking break......
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:50 PM
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1. Insert Obvious Oral Joke Here |
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:52 PM
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6. Yeah, it was the first thing that came to my mind. |
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:54 PM
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:51 PM
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2. Who the hell's idea was it to serve the Queen a fucking hot dog? |
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Good lord, sounds like something Bush would pull. :P
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:53 PM
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he wanted the royal couple to enjoy a real American picnic--it was held outside at Hyde Park.
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:54 PM
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11. Well, that idea is second to court packing on his list of bad ideas. |
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Overall, he was great, but hot dogs? Sigh.
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:54 PM
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:55 PM
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:55 PM
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13. Wouldn't He Go With Something With Lots Of Greasy, Sticky Sauce |
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and served with paper napkins?
Maybe he'd have more class and dispense wet-naps.
Or how about something with some JERK SAUCE on it?
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:56 PM
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17. HOT WINGS, DAMMIT!!!! |
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:51 PM
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3. I wonder how the king felt about that |
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:55 PM
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you don't expect the "QUEEN" to, um, er.........
that's what concubines are for :D
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:52 PM
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4. There Are A Couple Of Directions One Could Take The "Mouth Too Small" |
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comment... but I'm afraid they aren't too tasteful.
Maybe Queen didn't realise a little mustard would lubricate the thing and it'd slide right down.
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:53 PM
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8. No, its probably that she was too shocked |
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from the uncouthness of serving such an undignified meal to the King and Queen of England.
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:54 PM
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10. did she try to eat it sideways? |
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:57 PM
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18. BARK COUGH HAHAHAHAHA |
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Mon Apr-18-05 06:59 PM
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19. Don't Queens Have Someone To Chew Their Food For Them? |
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Mon Apr-18-05 07:09 PM
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21. That reminds me of Bush's food taster when he was in Thailand. |
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Thai mouse to risk life for Bush in last line of bio-chemical defence
John Aglionby in Bangkok Saturday October 18, 2003 The Guardian
A humble mouse is to put its life on a plate for US president George Bush this weekend - acting as his official food taster to thwart any attempt at a bio-chemical assasination.
The rodent is one of 10 selected by the authorities in Thailand, where Mr Bush is starting a four-day visit today, and will be served samples of food which the president will eat.
According to Thai officials, the mouse will nibble on Thai dishes and then be observed to see if it drops dead or suffers any ill effects.
. . . http://www.guardian.co.uk/animalrights/story/0,11917,1065768,00.html
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Mon Apr-18-05 07:29 PM
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23. Damn that wimp is paranoid |
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I understand the people in Illinois had to CUT THE FUCKING TREES DOWN in preparation for * and Pickles' visit there to the Lincoln celebrations.
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Mon Apr-18-05 07:17 PM
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22. Maybe she had just had her wisdom teeth out |
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After I had mine out my jaw was so sore and swollen that it was liquid diet (hello blender!) for two weeks.
The first thing I could eat was a French fry. That's one French fry. My mouth literally would not open any wider.
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