What is your reaction when you see this picture?

[Bouncy Ball]

Don't hold back, be honest and go with your FIRST reactions, ok? But really look at it first.

[Left Is Write]

1. Zombies.

The twins look like zombies.

Vacant-eyed, Day-Glo-lipped ZOMBIES.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. They don't look like Rhodes scholars to you?

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

13. And I would like to add - my son just saw the picture.

He's three.

He walked up to the computer while I had the thread opened and said, "Those are scary. Too scary."

[Bouncy Ball]

24. LOL, good boy!

Edit: and I'm really glad it got cropped!

[Left Is Write]

30. LOL!

I had a thread opened elsewhere with the full picture too.

[Salviati]

2. Who put the makeup and wigs on the male manniquins?

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Good one.

[7th_Sephiroth]

85. Fantastik Plastik

lol

[texas1928]

3. Are they wearing masks?

:shrug:

[neuvocat]

5. Mannequins

[katinmn]

23. ditto

[autorank]

6. My twin sister?

[Skittles]

7. revulsion and pity eom

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Egads! It's hideous!!

please tell me these aren't real people.

[Bouncy Ball]

18. They are. They are the Barbi Twins.

Copyright. From the cover of their 2005 calendar, apparently on sale in all fine 99 Cent stores.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. And just who, pray tell, are the "Barbi twins"?

[Bouncy Ball]

Um, them?

I don't think I can post the whole calendar cover here or I would.

[lenidog]

41. Well they are and I forget but I think they were the first set of twins to

pose for Playboy and supposedly they are attractive though you couldn't tell from this photo even if they were.

[blindpig]

109. life imitates art

In a recent Carl Hiassan novel, Sick Puppy, the evil developer has 2 East European immigrant "brides" whom he is having surgically altered into Barbi twins to fulfill his twisted fantasies.

my 1st thought was photoshopped Barbi dolls.

[Wickerman]

9. Young Republicans?

:shrug:

[politicaholic]

11. Are they wax?

Because there's nothin' behind those eyes.

[Kurovski]

12. "Keep from open flame"

Look like very expensive sex dolls.

that can't be real skin.

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. ROTFL!

best asnwer yet!

[knowbody0]

14. they look really fake

i thought they were barbies at first.

[Left Is Write]

25. They are.

Well - Barbis, anyway.

[short bus president]

15. Thai Ladyboys.

Or maybe inkblots.

[Huckebein the Raven]

16. The new model of the Fem-bot needs a redesign

:P

[sakabatou]

17. Looks like someone beat me on that 'shop job...

and...

ANN COULTER'S FEMALE CLONES!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Yeah, sorry, thanks for offering!

[Fenris]

19. Arrrrr. They be not of this Earth, lassie.

I seen them once drag my crew down to the briny depths of Davey Jones' locker with their demonic siren song. Be warned, ye who travel tha sea! Those lifeless eyes will lead you to yer death!

[maddiejoan]

97. your ppst rules my mind!!!!

"ROTFLMAO:

[maddiejoan]

98. your post rules my mind!!!!

:rofl:

[luvLLB]

107. I love it...LMAO

[bigwillq]

22. Cut your hair

:puke:

[flvegan]

26. White Zombie video fodder?

[MrSandman]

27. Mannequins...nt

[Bouncy Ball]

28. What really throws me is the hair.

It's like just a mess of hair everywhere.

Then you get to the death stare eyes that really freak me out.

I posted this because when I saw it, it scared me.

[iconoclastic cat]

34. Hey, do you have me on ignore?

If so, then I'm sending you all the Barbi Twins links I can find via a series of untraceable proxies.

[Bouncy Ball]

38. I don't have you on ignore.

Were you talking to me?

[iconoclastic cat]

40. Yes. And I was trying to be funny.

And failing. As usual.

[Bouncy Ball]

53. I'm sorry!

I know people get pretty freaked about the whole ignore thing and I wanted to take it seriously just in case!

[iconoclastic cat]

The Olsen twins in twenty years.

[proud2BlibKansan]

29. Barbie dolls

skin tone is awful and that hair looks like a Barbie doll who has seen better days.

[Kurovski]

31. FOX newscaster wannabe's?

or "Newskanks."

[da_chimperor]

32. VERY large heads. I mean like DAMN! Absolutely fucking huge.

And they look kinda freaky. :wtf:

[sundog]

33. scary... very very scary

:scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

35. I figured you might find them especially scary since they are floating

right above you in my sig line!

:scared:

[sundog]

36. it's you!!!!!!!!!!

finally you have revealed yourself!!!!

:scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

59. No, I am not bleach blond airbrushed twins with

radioactive lips! ROFL!

I actually have short dark hair, brown eyes, and a normal looking face.

[Bouncy Ball]

37. Here's another one

[Fenris]

43. Suddenly I hate America.

Well, more than usual.

[Bouncy Ball]

45. The bandanas are a desperate attempt to keep the hair from

attacking their faces.

It's not working.

[Kurovski]

71. Don't you mean the wigs?

I think I see some tentacles amoungst the Dynel tresses.

How did you happen to find these again, Bouncy Ball?

[Kurovski]

67. What's with our American flag in the background?

Are they s'posed to be a recruitment tool or a new weapon?

[wovenpaint]

95. The combination of the pale blue contacts and the collagen-ed

hot pink lips are very frightening. Reminds me of looking at crocodiles....yick

[SOteric]

42. The lipstick alone is frightening.

It looks like it probably has a half-life.

And those two look like wax dolls carved in the image of the Matel chick.

[tjdee]

44. It's not their faces men are looking at.

I mean, here's another picture of them.

[Bouncy Ball]

54. That's part of the reason why I wanted people to only see

their faces in my picture.

[tjdee]

64. Aha....

:thumbsup:

[Dukkha]

46. More plastic than a Hefty factory

:puke:

[tjdee]

50. Too saggy for plastic, I think.

I was just looking at some more pics and was kind of surprised at the nonperk.

[HeeBGBz]

47. Barbie Zombies

First reaction

[lenidog]

48. Paying for an operation to get their tubes tied so they don't breed

and make the gene pool even shallower than it is.

[B Calm]

49. Drag Queens with a lot of makeup on

[Bok_Tukalo]

51. "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

Unreal. Not reality. A work of art. A piece. Artifacts. Not in anyway two living, breathing individuals with thoughts, emotions or a soul. Simulacrums.

[1monster]

52. Nancy Sinatra wannabees...

[Auntie Bush]

55. My first thought was...pure evil...the eyes of the devil

[RetroLounge]

56. JimmyJazz and Progmom do Boston?

:shrug:

RL

[sundog]

61. bwhahahahaaaa

:rofl:

[MissB]

63. Hahahaha

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

69. Gee thanks.

[RetroLounge]

72. .

:hi::hug::hi:

RL

[JimmyJazz]

87. As penitence for your sin, I think you should put sundog

in your sig line! :silly:

[RetroLounge]

88. Consider it done.

I am now penitent...

RL

[progmom]

77. .

:eyes:

[sundog]

79. the sin sistas

:P

[progmom]

80. that's some sig line you have got going there

:eyes:

[sundog]

81. what-ever

:eyes:

:P

[RetroLounge]

89. Does this mean you won't play any more Chet for me?

RL

[progmom]

99. you think i'm vapid and plastic?

:eyes:


:P

[RetroLounge]

100. Rapid and Fantastic, sure...

RL

[progmom]

104. well...ok

:hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

57. My reaction????

:puke:

[MissB]

58. A cross between the Stepford Wives and Farrah Fawcett.

And whoa. That airbrushed tan. Whoa.

[Gothic Sponge]

60. Be afraid, be very afraid!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

62. Collagen-mutated pod people on the attack!

Fascinating, in much the same way a snake is.

I wonder if they get hot under those wigs?

[Bouncy Ball]

65. So where are they now?

"Identical twin sisters who became pin-up and calendar girl sensations in the mid-90's after appearing on two best-selling covers of Playboy Magazine.

They were both suffering from eating disorders. Suffering from bulemia, they quit the limelight at the zenith of their celebrity to recover after Sia overdosed on laxatives.
They are now recovered and are on the lecture circuit to spread awareness of eating disorders (namely bulemia and anorexia); they authored a book Dying to Be Healthy.

Shane married former Wiseguy actor Ken Wahl

In 2003 they sued Hustler publisher Larry Flynt for publishing photos depicting "intimate sexual acts between the twin sisters".

:puke:

[gaia_gardener]

90. WTF?

"In 2003 they sued Hustler publisher Larry Flynt for publishing photos depicting "intimate sexual acts between the twin sisters".

So they were performing intimate sexual acts or he faked them?

Sounds like some really fucked up women. Too bad, they could have been pretty once.

PS - I agree with whoever it was that said their hair looks more like a wig. I have a lot of hair and it can be big, but it could never be that big.

[FloridaPat]

66. Manikins. Nice wigs though.

[peekaloo]

68. I think this was the look Michael Jackson originally desired.

I stand by my baboon butt remark re: collagen lips.

[fudge stripe cookays]

70. They remind me of those pictures

that were really popular in the 70s of the people with the big eyes!

Make them go away!
FSC

[LibertyorDeath]

73. puke

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Beware the Beast Man]

74. AAAAAAAAAACK!!!

[Amaya]

75. Hideous

nt

[sleipnir]

76. "Fetch my crucifix, my good friend. Tonight we hunt the undead."

n/t

[Lorien]

78. Yikes! The Barbi twins with too much

cosmetic surgery? Are they Photoshopped? Their faces look unnaturally smooth and waxy.

[bobthedrummer]

82. Fembots.

[Kerrytravelers]

83. Backalley whores televangelists dream of when cheating on their wives.

[Book Lover]

84. I used to be the art director

for an adult weekly; they remind me of the women in club ads. And those wigs look freaking heavy.

[Deja Q]

86. Farrah Faucett-Majors and Charo on crack?

Nice eyes though, I'd even date 'em. :wow:

[ComerPerro]

91. Honestly: I don't know. I am too terrified to think

"Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

[ldf]

92. i'm afraid i have to swim upstream here

it's a "look" that they obviously work at, but i think they are beautiful.

it is not the ideal, and shouldn't be thought of AS an ideal, but they are still beautiful to me.

just like i think pamela anderson is beautiful.

packaged, but beautiful. there are pretty boys and pretty girls. it's all a facade, but quite effective.

and yes, i do have my asbestos jockthong (with sequins) on. so have at it.

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

93. So much airbrushing-Cousin It's love children

[CaliforniaPeggy]

94. ICK! nt

[LiberallyInclined]

96. Farrah Fawcett has an evil clone?

[ffm172]

101. plastic

are they real or are the Barbie dolls?

[demnan]

102. The lipstick color is awful

on those dolls.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

103. Gholish eyes n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

105. MARS ATTACKS

Honest to god, that's the first thing I thought of.

[MrScorpio]

106. Plastic Dolls devoid of humanity

They're not called the Barbi Twins for nothing

[Ellen Forradalom]

108. EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Fembots!

[Pacifist Patriot]

110. Blow up doll? They don't look like human beings.

[Rob H.]

111. Zombie eyes straight from "Shaun of the Dead"

Ed: There any zombies out there?

Shaun: Don't call them that!

Ed: What?

Shaun: That... that... the 'zed' word!

Ed: (sighs) All right. (Pauses) Are there any, though?

Shaun: (Looks through mail slot in door) Nope, don't see any. (looks left) Oh, wait, there they are.


(Sorry, couldn't help it. :P )


The twins have that pore-less, Paris Hilton-looking skin. And those don't look like wigs so much as hats made out of hair.

[goodboy]

112. Bring in the Fembots! (NT)

[Worst Username Ever]

113. Those would be the barbie twins.

I always thought they looked very strange, although at one time they were relatively smokin'.