If I were to change my user name, it'd be "Coin-Operated Boy."

[Bouncy Ball]

Because that's a really cool song.

Ok now it's your turn.

Remember to worship the sundog before you go to bed tonight, ok?

[Dookus]

1. sigh

it seems like just last week it was all about the dookus-loving. Now sundog has usurped me.

USURPER!

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Oh you HATE that kind of stuff, admit it.

All the mushy gushy stuff just turns your stomach. You can't fool me!

P.S. Women are fickle. But you knew that. I can't worship you anyway because of our unique relationship.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. They are a fickle lot.

If I play my cards right, I just may be in the line of succession.

[AlCzervik]

6. Pope Dookus i'm awaiting on the holding of your hat

[Dookus]

9. Thanks, Chimp...

I must admit, I was hoping to be elected on the first ballot, but Pollo Cardinal Tetrazzini of Perugia mucked things up. He will pay.

[sundog]

13. meh... I'll be trash within two days

they'll dust me out like the old washed up slag that I am

[Dookus]

15. we should have a support group

The Kleeb-for-a-Day Support Group.

[sundog]

18. the rise & fall of du celebrity

how to cope...

12 steps & all that stuff...

the key emotional phases: the high, the comedown, the denial, the anger, the gradual acceptance, the depression, black thoughts...

[Bouncy Ball]

16. ...

:cry:

Never. When I'm 87 years old, I'll still love you. :loveya:

[sundog]

19. ah, you say that now...

until the next young buck rises to fame :P

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Do you really have 11 people with your picture in their sig line?

That is hilarious, seriously.

You have a cult following!

[sundog]

22. um 12

to be exact... unless the twins are co-joined

[Dookus]

24. I only count 11

and that includes a dupe flag.

[sundog]

25. those are two separate misguided souls

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You like The Dresden Dolls?

Cool! :bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

7. LOVE them.

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.

and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.

[GeheimeStaatsPolizei]

27. dresden dolls???

are they like the NYC band "Hansel Und Gretel"?

[AlCzervik]

5. Strom Thurmonds pekkah or Trent Lotts hair

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. OK, if we're on a song-theme, I'll go with Demon Cleaner.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. It just suits you too, Hot Guy.

[slackmaster]

11. Twisted Pair

n/t

[texas1928]

12. Sundog

Just to steal his thunder.

:P

[maddiejoan]

14. Girl Anachronism here :)

[Bouncy Ball]

17. I need to listen to that one.

[maddiejoan]

21. Truth To Tell

"Half Jack" fits me to a tee.

scary how much.

[Bouncy Ball]

23. I just listened to Girl Anachronism, it was good.

For anyone reading, videos are located here: http://dresdendolls.com/video/index.htm

And I just listened to Coin Operated Boy about seven times. It's my favorite!

[Bossy Monkey]

26. I'm feeling kind of warm towards Crazyass Dimwit at the moment

but that may be the lateness of the hour