John Ratzenberger, Cliff Clavin of Cheers, is named new Pope!

[edbermac]

Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging either.

Carla: If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes who would they eat first?
Woody: Well probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin.
Cliff: Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself.

Frasier: Boy, I never felt so low in my life.
Cliff: Well, Doc, if it means anything to you, I'm here for you.
Frasier: It doesn't, Cliff, but thanks.

Cliff: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Woody: What's a Freudian Slip?
Cliff: That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.

Cliff: How would the Civil War had changed if Abraham Lincoln had octopus tentacles instead of a beard?

Cliff: Did I ever tell you kids about the first Thanksgiving? It took place between the ancient Egyptains and aliens from a distant galaxy.

Cliff: If I wasn't wearing this uniform, I'd ask you to step outside.
Norm: If you weren't wearing that uniform, we'd all step outside.

[dhinojosa]

1. LOL! I was thinking the same thing....

brilliant

[lancdem]

4. Me, too

When my co-worker said Cardinal Ratzinger, the first person I thought of was John Ratzenberger. LOL

[SmileyBoy]

2. LOL!!! I loved Cheers!!!

:D

[earthside]

3. They should be so Lucky!

The Roman Catholics would certainly be better off if they had Cliff Clavin rather than the old foggie they're actually getting.

[KamaAina]

5. Soooo.... that would explain why they call it a "con-Clavin"

:spank:

[all.of.me]

6. lollllllllllllll

fabulously irreverant.