I got randomly drug-tested at work today...

[AlienGirl]

I asked the drug-screener a bunch of questions. She said the company I work for (Walgreens) is usually clean, so I asked what company has the most positive results. Are you ready for this? It's...

The TSA (Transportation Security Administration). The baggage-screeners.

So you can sleep soundly tonight knowing that while the people who are supposed to intercept terrorists with box-cutters and shoe bombs are heavily self-medicating, at least those of us who ring up your late-night condom-and-whipped-cream purchase are clean and sober.

Tucker (opposed to drug tests anyway, but in an at-will job)

[hfojvt]

1. when you are at work

you should not randomly test the drugs. Wait until you get home for that.

[ragin_acadian]

2. my idea is:

keep a frying pan in your car. when your supervisor announces that you have been randomly selected to have your waste tested: piss in the frying pan. walk into their office with said frying pan, and say: "this my pee. this my pee on drugs. any questions?"

[Abelman]

3. Oh boy!

I feel so safe flying now!

This doesn't surprise me one bit.

[KitchenWitch]

4. Does Walgreens ever hold a "sample" day

I am still waiting for sample day at the bank! :evilgrin:

[imenja]

5. Question about Walgreen's

How are they dealing with the pharmacists who refuse to dispense birth control pills?