I should be studying for a statistics exam - HELP ME PROCRASTINATE

[quisp]

Suffering serious Senioritis (graduating May 21, thank you very much)


SO ASK ME ANYTHING!

[Briarius]

1. is it on a curve?

if so, what type?
:evilgrin:

[quisp]

4. Normal distribution is the norm...

[Arkana]

2. You should be studying, dude.

High school or college senior?

[quisp]

5. College senior

graduating 15 years too late thanks to Bush the smarter and Gulf War (the prequel)

Navy reserve, activated and whaddya know; jobs, a wife, and kids and here I am 40 years old and FINALLY getting my degree

<i sure hope it helps>

<it's a poli sci degree, so I guess it won't>

[yardwork]

15. Congratulations on getting your degree!

That is awesome. I got sober when I was forty. Good things happen at forty.

[Wickerman]

3. Do you hope to be doing much with stat in the future?

[quisp]

6. Good God NO! Are you insane???

there 3 kinds of lies:
lies
damn lies
and
statistics


I never really understood that joke until I took this class.

[Wickerman]

7. Not insane, just a statistician

:D

[quisp]

8. heheheh

oops

sorry

O8)

[Wickerman]

9. No sweat

I HATED undergrad stat. Back then we did a lot of it by hand and that doubly sucked. Nowadays its all in the software and as long as you know what you should be doing its pretty easy going and is even fun on occasion.

God luck on the test - soon it will only be a bad memory.

[phusion]

10. Would you like to play this game?

http://www.hedonistica.com/flash.php?path=/flash/kittencannon.swf&w=650&h=400

Procrastinate more :)

[strategery blunder]

16. Bill Frist would like this game too much

x(

[auntAgonist]

18. wow 707 feet ...

[barackmyworld]

11. What do you call a tea party with more than 30 people?

a Z party! muahaha

[Quagmire05]

12. Did you

know that 37.8% of all statistics are made up?

[yellowcanine]

13. Make sure you know the difference between a fixed and a random model.

Heh.

[alarimer]

14. Did you hear the joke about the statistician

who drowned in a lake that had an average depth of two feet?

[DrZeeLit]

17. ProCrastination Tip for Success #78: One word for you -- Tupperware...

It's time to clean that Tupperware shelf in your kitchen. You know the one. The lids are all over the place. The containers are not even stacked by size or shape or depth.

It's time to roll up your sleeves and get the job done. You might even have to move on to 78B and 78C:

Remove all the tupperware containers from the fridge and check contents.
If moldy, empty and drop into boiling water or otherwise disinfect.

This could lead you to the really big Tip for Sucess:
Full Refrigerator Clean Up Job

You'll need to run down to the bookstore and buy the ProCrastination Manual for that one.

Whew! I need a drink now. Hmmm.... I guess I should be cleaning that Liquor Cabinet.....

Yes... I am the ProCrastinator.
Turning Pro has really changed my life. Well, at least it seems to have put off changing my life. For now.