I haven't had sex since 1982!!!

[SmileyBoy]

If you count the day I came out of my mother's womb "sex".

:cry:

[Huckebein the Raven]

1. Have that beat

'79

[Lorien]

7. I really hope you're 24

and not 44.:-( Don't wait too long!

[Huckebein the Raven]

9. I'm 25 actually

[Lorien]

15. D'oh! Too late for me to be posting

;-)

Still-time's a-wastin'! you'll always regret the things you didn't do rather than those you did.

[Huckebein the Raven]

16. I know time's a wastin'

It will happen when it happens I guess....

:shrug:

[CubsFan1982]

2. Sex is overrated.

Oh, who am I kidding? Sorry, man. You'll find someone. :pals:

[Emops]

5. ...so I've heard...

[progmom]

3. um.

most people don't count that as sex.

:P

[davidinalameda]

4. at least I hope people don't count that

yick!

[Robeson]

6. I'm sorry that the last sexual experience you had was with your mother....

...damn, that just doesn't sound right....:eyes:

[Radical Activist]

10. LOL

Sounds like a Jerry Springer moment.

[petronius]

8. Hey, I haven't had sex since 1950

of course it's only 2250 now...almost bedtime, in fact!

[Abelman]

12. ROFL

:spray:

[elperromagico]

11. You're probably still doing better than the Pope.

[Liberal In Texas]

13. What'd you do? Marry my ex-wives? n/t

[Robeson]

14. No need for text on that....LOL.

...many whom are or have been married, understand....:rofl:

[Cannikin]

17. Locking...

No sex threads.