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Thu Apr-21-05 11:17 AM
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Headlines We'd Like to Read, April 21, 2005 |
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Thu Apr-21-05 11:28 AM
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1. Bush Drops Hot Steamy Load At Speech! |
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Thu Apr-21-05 11:30 AM
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2. (Actual Headline) Rice Shows Teeth in Chilly Russia Trip |
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Thu Apr-21-05 12:11 PM
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4. teeth teeth gap teeth teeth |
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Thu Apr-21-05 11:32 AM
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3. Frist mauled by fearsome army of cats |
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Thu Apr-21-05 01:11 PM
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9. Oh, I like this one!!! |
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Good one, Zuni! :thumbsup:
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Thu Apr-21-05 02:25 PM
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15. It would be justice served |
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Thu Apr-21-05 12:20 PM
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5. Al-Quaeda Cells Found On Neo-Con Payroll!! |
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Thu Apr-21-05 12:21 PM
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6. Six More Marines Die in Vietraq; Bush and Cheney Toast With Blood Goblets |
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Novak Considers Time "Noveau Liberale" for Putting Hermaphrodites on Their Covers 2005-06 Mass Job Offshoring to Continue Amidst Peals of Hearty CEO Laughter Should-Have-Been-President Kerry Urges Americans to Be Aware of the Felons They Elected Pope Benedict XVI Ridiculed Heavily By Fellow Cardinals; "Homeslice Ain't No XIV, Yo" Greenspan Purchases Clue, First in a Decade UN Nominee/Sissy Bitchass Bolton's Face Turns Purple with Fuming Anger Condoleeza Rice Found to Turn Pre-Schoolers to Stone Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Are No Longer Friends And Who Fucking Cares Hybrid Car Owners Could Pay More Gas Tax; Big Oil Men Flash Iron Alloy Testicles To Press
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Thu Apr-21-05 01:39 PM
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Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 01:45 PM by skip fox
Fantastic.
These read like futuristic novels, or rather like a character in an alternative-universe novel scanning the headlines down at the alternate newsstand.
:toast:
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Thu Apr-21-05 02:10 PM
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13. "The Painfully Sarcastic Tribune" |
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Thu Apr-21-05 02:17 PM
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14. sounds like you do some writing as well . . . |
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I write mostly poetry, publishing in little mags, and have a few small press books. Not much for 58 years on planet, but boy . . . (As Charles Olson said, it's in such activity--as writing poetry, doing art, etc.--where we come most fully forth.)
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Thu Apr-21-05 12:45 PM
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7. Another Five Point Drop For Bush. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 12:46 PM by BlueIris
He'd be recognized as one of the lowest-approved presidents ever, then. Down into the thirties. And at least then, they'd have to decide. Fold and try again under Rice/Frist, or go forward. Then, there would be no more waiting. And we would see what we would see. I'm sorry, this post was probably supposed to be funny, but I'm not in a funny mood today. At all.
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Thu Apr-21-05 01:10 PM
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8. "I lied to the American people, and I am resigning as your President." |
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"Vice President Cheney, also implicated in the cover-up, will also be resigning, as Will Secretary of State Rice and Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld."
I feel like dreaming BIG today. :)
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Thu Apr-21-05 01:41 PM
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11. Isolated, Mutant Gene, Scientists Dup "Bush Strand" |
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Thu Apr-21-05 01:52 PM
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12. Number 1 On Bush's I-Pod: "Get Along Little Doggie" |
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For those with a memory and some age to let it expand in.
:toast:
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Thu Apr-21-05 02:27 PM
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16. Bush, Cheney, Rove, and Hughes |
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indicted on treason, fraud, and vote tampering, Kerry to assume presidency.
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