Tomorrow I go to Boston

[Ellen Forradalom]

To sit around with a family-in-law I don't like and which doesn't like me, instead of joining DUers across town and having a good time.

[Redstone]

1. Well, the kidnap offer is still open, but alas,

it would have to be perpetrated in a (don't tell anyone, because I have a reputation at stake) station wagon.

Missy is still in the shop getting a new convertible top, so I have to drive up there in the loaner.

Ah, well, at least I won't mind the rain as much.

Sure you can't kind of wander off, for an hour at least? Surely they can't begrudge you one lousy hour. Or can they?

Redstone

[Sydnie]

3. A trip to the store perhaps?

Ellen, couldn't you just tell them that you needed some "feminine protection products" from the local store and join us instead? They can't deny you your right to a little "Light Days" now can they? Ok, so you get a little lost on the way to the store, it happens, right?

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. As a matter of fact I do need some

Feminine Protection. It's a gusher this month.

[warrens]

2. Da whack offer is still open, boss

You want we should drag the in-laws onto a small boat, tie them up and then put their feets inta cement, then pull them over the side? Us Boston mafia types can do that.

[Redstone]

4. But where you gonna dump them

now that Spectacle Island is cleaned up?

Redstone

[warrens]

5. der's dis ting called a Big Dig

it;s got all kindsa holes in it, know what I mean?

[SarahB]

7. Just let me know...

And I'll pick you up in my minivan (before 3:30 that is when I'll be officially be too buzzed to drive). I mean, how harmful can a woman in a minivan be. :evilgrin: