What's the most embarrassing thing you've done at a party?

[Tom Kitten]

For me, I was in the dining room at this house and decided to get another beer from the keg on the patio...I thought the sliding glass door was leading out there was open, but it wasn't, and I walked full stride into it unexpectedly...Not only did my face leave a greasy spot on the door but I fell back completely on my back and was dazed for about ten seconds...thankfully the people around me were more concerned with my well being than thinking it was funny but man! was I embarrassed! The thing is I wasn't really that intoxicated!

[tammywammy]

1. They had those cocktail weenies in barbecue sauce

and I said really loud "I love little weenies." I was among friends, but they still all laughed at me.

[solinvictus]

2. It involves a fifth of Smirnoff..

I guzzled the fifth in about three downs, then the "fun" began. There was a particular girl I'd dated who was a friend of a roomate. She'd kept seeing me, but she was also seeing another guy there at the party. I (drunk as hell, mind you) confronted him over it and challenged him to a duel in the back yard. I was fucking serious too. He was obviously scared and my best friend tried to calm me down. I picked up a beer bottle, menaced him with it, broke it on the fireplace mantel, then asked him if he wanted some too. I looked down and the bottle had broken into a clean line with no edges for cutting or stabbing. I laughed, came to my senses for about five minutes, and apologized.

[KeepItReal]

8. Wow, you had it coming and the guy wouldn't take the challenge?

Is he still dating your ex-girl? Did she lose all respect for him?

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[miss_kitty]

4. um-I think I've had several. But the first was

at my then BF's house. I chugged a half fifth of tequila (I was 18) and about 20 minutes later, I remember nothing, until I wake up in the BF's bed and he's puking on me. I puke on him and realise I must clean my shirt.

I leave the bedroom covered in our mutual barfings, and the party is still going on. I walk into the bathroom (which BTW is a few steps through the kitchen from the BF's room).

I look down at my shirt which is tight wet and has about a million tiny buttons. It takes me forever to get the buttons unbuttoned and I rinse and rinse and rinse and rinse...(OCD style). Then i try to put it back on but it feels creepy. So I leave the bathroom *carrying* my wet shirt through the party. I remember seeing Mark, the next door neighbour, staring at me and wondering why.

I think it was years until I figured out WTF he was staring at.

[Tom Kitten]

16. damn

you know, in a way your story is really cute, that is if anybody can think these stories are really cute!

[miss_kitty]

22. what Mark was staring at was really cute, too

:evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

5. beer before liquor...

Normally, I never drink beer- it's too filling, and it makes me burpy and gross feeling. So I love vodka.
Well, at a kegger, I drank beer for about 4 straight hours. Had a good buzz.
Then my friend shows up with a nice bottle o' vodka and so, stupidly, I start downing shots.
Projectile vomit.
Luckily, it was near the sink.
But goddamn...

[Trajan]

6. Let's See ...

How many are going to say :

Ralph ...

Upchuck ..

Spew ...



Ehem ... I know at least one guy who would ....

[RagingInMiami]

7. I've done that before

But it was a screen door from the balcony back inside. I was trashed and ended up tearing the screen. My friends laughed about it for days.

[miss_kitty]

9. I'm surprised this thread didn't get more replies

Maybe the rest of the people who have done embarrassing shit at parties are in Boston.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Yep. The people who would do embarassing things

are not the type of people who are stuck home on a Friday night posting things to an internet chat forum...

[miss_kitty]

12. Hey! I got loads of embarrassing party tricks!

and I'm stuck at home. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. LOL!

Well, then, start sharing!

I liked your story from above!

Sadly, I don't think I've done anything embarassing at a party. I'm too boring (read: self-controlled) to be embarassing, for the most part.

[miss_kitty]

18. OK in 1997, when I was old enough to know better

I went to a house demo party. The party was on Capital Hill in Seattle, in a house my friends lived in. It was going to be demolished to make a Pea Patch, which is a city sponsored program for people to have their own little gardens. Anyway I segue.

The party was wild. The music was done by a low power pirate FM station that moved from place to place to avoid detection by the FCC. I got a beer, in one of those red plastic cups. Matt and what's-his-face had emptied the house. I was talking to some landscape architects, trying to network, looking for work.

Matt came out and we started passing around a bowl. Mind you I am not half through my only beer. After the third deep hit, I wave Matt off. "No. I've had enough. that's some stoney expando stuff man!" "Pussssssssay!" "What?!!!" "You are a pussy!" "Oh no I'm not!" I took a fourth deep hit. I started feeling wonky.

I said I have to get a cigarette-I still smoked in the day. I had to find my jacket-Matt helped and I got my smokes. I had noticed a noise in my ears. And my vision was narrowing. My arms were soooo long, my cigarette pack was tiny. I was near the door jamb between the kitchen and the dance floor.

I asked Matt "Can I see the rest of the house?" hoping to find a bed to lay down on. He said "This is pretty much it" he said. And I said "don't you have any-...." By that time the noise in my ears was so loud, and I had almost no vision. I realised the door jamb was getting closer in slow motion.

Smash! I led with my lip into the door jamb. I was told I spun round out of the kitchen and onto the dance floor (living room) and went down hard. I couldn't hear or see shit and I was aurally hallucinating.

I finally came to. About 30 seconds, maybe a minute. I don't know. Two women at the party were ER nurses. They said I had seizured. Ooops! Son of fucking Thai stick. It was some killer organically homegrown shit that totally Kicked my ass.

I got a garden chair to recover in, was worried over and about 15 minutes after coming to, I had an awful revelation. When you pass out like that, you may pee yourself. :blush:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. LOL! Nothing like good dope.

We got hold of some stuff in college we called "two hit retard dope". That shit was SOOOOOO strong! Two bong hits and we were fuckin' STUPID high. Even my super doper frat brother who could do more drugs than anyone rarely did more than three hits. Holy crow that was awful/good stuff. It got me pretty close to hallucinating - certainly got me so that I could not do a damn thing but sit back and listen to music or watch the universe breath or watch a movie. I was never in any shape to actually go out in public.

[miss_kitty]

20. I'd have probably been merely retarded if I stopped at two

But I am fairly greedy. It was creeper dope-the kind that makes you toke up a storm, because you aren't get high at first. You'd think that after nearly 30 years of dope smoking, I'dve recognised that Matt's pot was it.

I also passed out at my neighbours house a month or so later. Fell into a pile of shoes. From a sitting position. No peeing that time-and I can guarantee you, that was the FIRST thing I checked!

[Tom Kitten]

14. which is why

I'm impatient for a get together out here !!!

[tammywammy]

17. I'm also at home

because I have to get up at 7am and work all day. Saturday night is party night.

[Dying Eagle]

10. Ummm....I.......

Performed "Oral" acts on a young lady in front of 10-15 people. Yes I was very Drunk......Kind of like right now......must be why i am typing about this...

Sorry in advance Mods!!

[mark414]

15. it involves a belly dancer

that's all i'm saying

[Wapsie B]

21. Drinking too many greenies

too fast and ending up passed out in the women's can. Then having to be carried up one flight of stairs to my dorm room and poured into bed.