Rework a STAR WARS scene Elvis-style!!

[derby378]

Don't blame me - blame underpants. He inspired this damn thing.

Every character should be transformed into an Elvis impersonator. That's the only rule.

Here's my own piss-poor entry - the destruction of Alderaan from A New Hope:

PRINCESS LEIA PRESLEY: Governor Elvis! I should have known you made Vadelvis your Teddy Bear. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I set foot on stage, dammit.

GRAND MOFF ELVIS: Don't step on my blue suede shoes, darlin'. Before you do the Jailhouse Rock, I wanted you to take place in a ceremony that will make this battle station rockin'. Since you were reluctant to tell us the location of the hidden rebel base, I have decided to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Gracelaalderand.

PRINCESS LEIA PRESLEY: Don't be cruel to a heart that's true. Gracelaaderland is peaceful, we have no weapons except for that revolver I used on the TV...

GRAND MOFF ELVIS: You would prefer another target - a military target? That ain't too cool, man - I watched women wrestle each other in white cotton panties at some of those military targets when I was in the service. (Hip shake) Oooooh, mama! (Composes himself) Now baby, I'm gettin' tired of asking you this, so this will be the last time. Where is the rebel base, dammit?

PRINCESS LEIA PRESLEY: Hiltontooine. They're on Hiltonooine. They're hanging with the Colonel in the bar.

GRAND MOFF ELVIS: WhhhAAAAAaaaayyy!! Vadelvis, you owe me fifty bucks. She can be reasonable. (Turning to the cannon officers) Proceed with the clambake, man. You may fire when ready.

PRINCESS LEIA PRESLEY:

I'm caught in a trap
I can't hold back
Because I trusted you too much, baby

GRAND MOFF ELVIS:

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe the words I say

PRINCESS LEIA PRESLEY, GRAND MOFF ELVIS, DARTH ARON VADELVIS (While Gracelaalderland is destroyed):

We can't go on forever
With suspicious minds...

[derby378]

1. Aw, c'mon!!

Surely I'm not the only DUer crazy enough to think on this wavelength?! Where's all my peeps?

[Darth_Kitten]

2. You're very creative!

:hi:

hehe

[Richard Steele]

3. OK, here's a little something I whipped up.

[derby378]

4. That is simply AWESOME.

Wonderful job you've done there!!

[kodi]

5. darth elvis to a young jedi : "I am your father-in-law, Moonwalker!"

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