HawkerHurricane
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Sat Apr-23-05 01:15 PM
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Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
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Sat Apr-23-05 01:19 PM
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Dogmudgeon
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Sat Apr-23-05 01:26 PM
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Most of them are "let's-make-fun-of-stupid-people" gags for the self-impressed. Plus, have you ever actually BEEN TO a Mensa function?
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HawkerHurricane
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Sat Apr-23-05 01:29 PM
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It seemed to be a group of "we're very intellegent but can't handle normal society" type folks. 3 of them tried to convince me of the rationality behind scientology. "Self-Impressed" is a good way to describe them, though.
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Sat Apr-23-05 01:48 PM
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4. The only rap against Mensa I've heard is that they tend to be |
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people of high intelligence but who aren't intellectuals (who haven't gotten college degrees and are not in the professions, etc). But that's not a real problem of course: Mensa is wonderful for people who don't fit in because they're intelligent, and who find the rest of the world boring or stultifying.
I've never been to a Mensa function. I think I might qualify for Mensa but I have good friends who are intelligent, and I teach at a university, so I haven't felt the need to seek them out.
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ArmchairActivist
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Sat Apr-23-05 03:50 PM
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6. Actually, none of them take the form you suggest... |
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...with the possibile exception of 'Bozone'. I don't see how any of the other gags 'make fun of stupid people' really. Certainly not most.
Anyways, I've never been to a mensa function, nor do I know anyone in the club. Whether or not they are self-impressed is a mystery to me. :shrug:
I have seen them parodied, to good effect, on the Simpsons though.
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Sat Apr-23-05 01:53 PM
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Sat Apr-23-05 04:00 PM
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7. I would have voted for "Arachnoleptic fit" |
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That's hilarious. I actually did that last night!
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