Urgent message from Lounge President For Life, General Zuni

[Zuni]

after the shocking, accidental death of my opponents when wild dogs broke into their apartments, I am now going to introduce a new disclipline into the lounge.

From now on, the DU Lounge will not be laughed at in GD! GD will TREMBLE in FEAR at the mere mention of our RIDICULOUS military POWER. I am divering most of our treasury, and most of the holdings in our Solid Gold K-Tel Vault into the Defense Ministry and various Swiss Bank accounts, for safekeeping, of course.
Thank you for your time. Now hustle up and report for guard duty!

[Bunny]

1. Well, I, for one, am cowering in the face of your powerful victory.

That's an impressive display of military might.

But I thought the Lounge coup would be more like this, it's so much more our style:

Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

[Zuni]

2. yes, that is more plausible in the lounge

*sigh*. These guys just aren't killers

[Richard Steele]

3. You should listen to Bluto...he's "pre-law"!

[Zuni]

5. I am the law

[imenja]

4. Heil Zuni!

:patriot:

Now what is to be done with ATA?

[Zuni]

6. shhhh....rest assured it will be horrible

and the real horrors will begin:

[imenja]

9. can I be jailer?

And run the ATA prison camp?

[Zuni]

10. yes

You will get your very own Gulag.

[Bunny]

11. Can I have my own stalag? I'd be an excellent Schultz!

[Zuni]

12. Hoooooooooogan!

My stepfather looks exactly like Col. Klink, btw.

[imenja]

13. Goodie! I already have my uniform

[pscot]

7. Does this mean an end

to free liquor in the bar. 'Cause if it does we may want to reconsider your tenure.

[Zuni]

8. no. Even the new lounge needs a drink

:beer: