I'm 20 posts from 2,000. Ask ME anything!

[Abelman]

Not to compete with Cubsfan1982, but I want to hit it.

[More Than A Feeling]

1. On what date will I hit 2000 posts?

I am at *checks the number*... 1196, and I have been here for precisely one year.

[Abelman]

3. Tomorrow!

If you get cracking today! More reasonably, I'd say in about eleven months if posting stays close to your average.

[More Than A Feeling]

8. Cool! By the time the next primary season roles around

I will be a wizened old hand at this DU stuff:-) admired by newbies everywhere lol

[Abelman]

9. It's not too complicated

Wail on Freepers, make fun of shrub.

It's like riding a bicycle. A bicycle with a million drunks on it.

[More Than A Feeling]

11. *pictures a bicycle with a million drunks on it*

whoa, man, you're blowin' my mind!

[More Than A Feeling]

46. Its more than that...

Its about knowing which posts not to reply to in a thread (because they won't get read), How to title posts to be both accurate and attention getting, knowing which threads not to start because they are inevitable flamebait (I started two abortion threads before I learned to avoid this) and so on...

We work darn hard at what we do here!:D

[alittlelark]

2. Why does my puppy pee on the floor 2 seconds after he comes in

from 15 minutes in the 'pee and other' spot???????!!!!?!@?!!!

[Abelman]

5. Because it is a puppy

and they have been trained in the womb to annoy. Use some water spritzer or a loud shaker to let it know that's naughty.

If these humane efforts prove useless, smack its rear when it starts to squat and rub it's nose in it.

If that doesn't work, put a cork in it.

[alittlelark]

7. We are crate training... therefore, any aberrant behavior is our fault

Due to the fact that every 2 hours we take him out to do ' his business'.

[ugarte]

4. What about the rumors of steroid use?

Some people got 2,000 on plain natural ability.

[Abelman]

6. I do not deny my use of AMA threads

Nor do I condemn them.

Condemn looks funny and I refuse to spell check to see if it's correct.

[Heidi]

10. Are you _really_ this nerdy cute?

;)

[Abelman]

13. Well, I cut my hair

so it's much shorter now.

Also, angelfire allows no direct hotlinking, so the pic isn't showing it. Anyone who wants to see it can go to my homepage:
www.angelfire.com/indie/badwaitress.

I don't think of myself as cute, but it does wonders for my self-esteem to be called so.

;)<----right back atcha

[Heidi]

14. Six more posts and you're there, Abelman!

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!"

[Abelman]

16. It's easy

once you get in the groove!

[Heidi]

18. When I hit 1,000 yesterday . . .

I had to immediately pause for a much-deserve cigarette in the after-glow. :rofl:

[Abelman]

21. I'm a non-smoker

So I'll have to find another way to celebrate. Heavy drinking perhaps.

[yewberry]

24. Error 404

So I cannot access the cuteness.

[Abelman]

31. try this link

http://www.angelfire.com/indie/badwaitress

click on Staff or whatever.

[GirlinContempt]

12. Whats your favorite....

book?
Video game?

[Abelman]

15. Favorite book?

Don't get me started. Right now, probably...gee, I really don't know. My favorite authors are Bradbury, Vonnegut, Palahniuk and Terry Pratchett. My favorite books are Cat's Cradle, Survivor, Catch 22, On the Road, and Hitchhiker's Guide. I suppose.

Video Game? Worms. Mebbe, Zelda, but I think I'll go with Worms.

[GirlinContempt]

17. Which Zelda?

I never got into worms that much

Pretty okay book choices my friend :)

[Abelman]

20. All of 'em

:)

Favorite though, is the first N64 - Ocarina of Time. It just blew away the others. I've played all of them except the newest Gamecube one (no gamecube) and the new minish cap one for Gameboy(no GBA).

[GirlinContempt]

22. I dunno

Adventure of Link was kinda craptastic, though I made a fair amount of $ off of it.



edit cause I'm a moron

[Abelman]

35. Which one was that?

I confuse all of them except the two on N64.

Money, eh? How so?

[GirlinContempt]

37. It was the second one

Gold cart. for NES, side scroller... terrible game play. If you ever played 'Total Recall' for NES, it was like total recall, but with Link.

I made some nice money off of it cause I collect old school games and consoles, and I happened to have a mint copy of that game with working battery, and apparently that was worth a lot of money to another collector :)

[Abelman]

38. Ah yes

The shitty one. Truth be told, I've never played it all the way through. It wasn't very fun.

But I know people who say its their favorite. It takes all types I guess.

Old school games? That is really cool. I had a friend in college who had almost every pre-N64 system. Coleco Vision, Intellivision, Atari 2800 and up, He even had a Sega Master System and a 16-bit Atari Jaguar (or was it Lynx?)

[GirlinContempt]

40. Yeah, but did he have my baby?

Magnavox Odyssey.
First home system EVER.
http://www.classicgaming.com/museum/odyssey/
haha sounds like a cool guy.

[Abelman]

42. I don't know

I would speculate if he didn't have it, he was working on getting it. He was a hip cat, smoked pot every day and was acing all his classes.

I've lost track of him, sadly.

[GirlinContempt]

43. Thats unfortunate

You made your goal! :)

Now I can sleep soundly

night ;)

[Abelman]

44. Sleep soundly

you electronic goddess.

[GirlinContempt]

48. Goddess, hmmm?

I can live with that

[GirlinContempt]

53. OH!

Have you heard the classical rendition of the Zelda theme?!

[MADem]

19. HOw did you choose your DU name? nt

[Abelman]

23. Last name: Abel

Nickname in High School: Abelman. A nickname which my father had in high school (so he claims) and which has been featured spraypainted on my car (the Abelman 1) and which I will have the rest of my days.

Not a fascinating story, I'm afraid, but it's my identity.

[MADem]

26. Will you really hunt people down who steal from you like a wolf

amongst lambs????

I find your BAD WAITRESS amusing, btw!

[Abelman]

28. I might

If they give me no credit. I expect links!

[MADem]

32. You're over the top, you've reached the pinnacle!

Are you going to Disneyworld???

[Abelman]

33. I hope so!

But I'll have to put it off until summer!

[Floogeldy]

25. What does your number of posts have to do with anything of significance?

B-)

[Abelman]

29. Nothing!

But it helps breed conversation:)

[Heidi]

27. Congrats, Abelman. (nt)

[Abelman]

30. Thank you thank you

Drinks all round.

[Heidi]

34. Do you think you ought to be drinking while . . .

writing your obligatory "I couldn't have done this without the support of all you 'little people'" speech? :rofl:

[Abelman]

36. Don't tell me how to live my life!

STOP JUDGING ME!!!

I'm sorry. I'm overcome with emotion:cry: I'm better now.

[Heidi]

39. Young man, you march right over here . . .

wipe wipe the coffee off of my flat screen monitor! You are solely responsible for my spewage!

[Abelman]

41. Don't blame me for that

I have that effect on the ladies. They see me and they spew. It's not something I can help, it's my genes.

[texas1928]

45. So when you hit 2000

Should I get you again?

[Abelman]

50. Shocking

I saw this post and I was certain it was the tacky toilet picture.

But it wasn't.


You're clever...almost...too clever.

[texas1928]

54. I'll get you when you least expect it.

ELOL :evilgrin:

[warrens]

47. You spelled your post correctly. Why? nt

[Abelman]

49. I'm a genius

and I majored in English.

[bigwillq]

51. Congrats on 2,000 posts!

:woohoo: :applause:

[Abelman]

52. Thank you, thank you

I love AMA threads. They are almost always big.