Geeze, the taliborniagins now have their own cheerleading camps...

[TheMightyFavog]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,154424,00.html

Cheerleading (search) has strayed from the 2-4-6-8 rhymes of yesteryear, and that can leave parochial school cheerleading squads wondering how to craft routines that fit their values without looking downright retro.

One answer is Christian cheerleading camp. A growing number of Christian schools, put off by the sometimes-seductive dances and cheers taught at secular camps, are opting instead for faith-based camps and competitions -- places where Bible study meets basket tosses and the music doesn't have to be bleeped out.



Didn't Al Franken's book talk about how Bob Jones Univerity bragged thet the skirts on their cheerleaders came down to their ankles?

[ClintonTyree]

1. Yeah, Christan Schools will work....

when I was younger, the loosest girls I ever met were from Catholic Schools. Teaching kids that sex is dirty and unnatural is a waste of time. You can't preach biology. It happens.

These folks are living in a fool's paradise.

[TheMightyFavog]

2. And when these types do get it on, they don't use protection...

Result: Increases in teen pregnancy and STD rates.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. And now a Frank Zappa Commentary...

A festive cyo party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the hokey pokey, baked goods, & father riley making sure the lights don’t go down too low...

Father riley and various party goers:
Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father riley’s a fairy
But it don’t bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

Joe:
All the way
That’s the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
There’s nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn to blow...

Father riley:
They’re learning to blow
All the catholic boys!

Mary:
Warren cuccurullo...

Father riley:
Catholic boys!

Mary:
Kinda young, kinda wow!

Father riley:
Catholic boys!

Mary:
Vinnie colaiuta...

Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take the vow?

Father riley:
Catholic girls

Warren:
Carmenita scarfone!

Father riley:
Catholic girls

Officer butzis:
Hey! she gave me vd!

Father riley:
Catholic girls!

Warren:
Toni carbone!

Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!

Joe:
Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
That’s the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There’s nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When she’s on her knees

Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little catholic girl

Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
(etc.)

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...
Joe had a girl friend named mary.
She used to go the church club every week.
They’d meet each other there
Hold hands
And think pure thoughts
But one night at the social club meeting
Mary didn’t show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at the armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free...

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Seconded

I love Born-Again Babes.

"Hot" does not even begin to describe them. And most of them are pretty good looking, too. (Way too many naughty Catholic girls are sullen, caustic, and chain-smoke. Well, Pope Benny will change that, and pronto!)

I have never met a girl from a harsh right-wing neo-Pharisaical cult that hasn't been completely dick-simple. You just can't go messing with what God created (the female sex drive) and not expect to have the Devil to pay.

:evilgrin:

Incidentally, the Offense Retaliation Brigade should consider that I think sexuality is natural, women are not to be "subservient" to men, and spirituality is a wonderful thing.

As is irreverence.

--p!

[TheMightyFavog]

5. The old preacher's doughter stereotype....

We had one back where I caome from. Her old man watched her like a hawk. You could see it in her eyes that she really wanted to let her sexuality bloom, but her father wouldn't let her...

In a nicley Ironic turn of events, her father was fired by his congregation and was stripped of his minter title for leaving his family for a young woman he met at a ministerial retreat shortlyafter I graduated.

[thecai]

6. "Talibornagains" Reminds Me of

...a bushcult