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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 03:56 PM
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Poll question: Can God create a kidney stone he cannot pass?
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:01 PM
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1. I wasn't aware God had a urinary tract
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:05 PM
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2. According to some
we were created in God's image, so he must have. and kidneys too.
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ldf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 04:19 PM
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3. yes, HE has a urinary tract
and it ends in the head of his PENIS.

ergo, god is male.

however, he has been known to sit to pee.

:evilgrin:

and yes, god did make a kidney stone his little mini me (since i was created in his image) couldn't pass.

jackhammers were required.

and there was blood. LOTS OF BLOOD!!!

i think there are grounds for charges of cruel and inhuman punishment.

:grr:
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