progmom is evil - proof inside!

[sundog]

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:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

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[progmom]

1. hey sundog?

:smoke:

[sundog]

2. why I NEVER!

O8)

[Misunderestimator]

9. Indeed...

[BlueJazz]

3. Oh..Man..Have you ever listened to her Radio show?...

... Britney Spears, Britney Spears...song after song after song.
I mean Britney is bad enough but when progmom says that:
"Miss Spears sings the best version of "God bless the Child" ever recorded"..I kinda' start to doubt her sanity.


Heh..Heh..

[sundog]

4. and Jessica Simpson's version of "Corcovado"

she won't get off that kick :eyes:

[BlueJazz]

5. Yep..LOL... I knew miss progmom was not a real Jazz DJ when..

..she said: "And now, here's Astrud and Stan Getz playing:
The girl from I-pan-a-ma" (as in "eye-pan-aa-Ma" ..Geez...

[Zuni]

6. I never realized Donna Summer doing 'MacArthur Park'

qualified as "Cool Jazz" until i heard Progmom's drive time radio show. :shrug:

[BlueJazz]

7. Boy, You know..You have to doubt the Authenticity of someone....

..when they announce: "Our next selection is a song by Duke Ellington called "Take A Train" followed by a rather Free Form group who names themselves: "Starlight Vocal Band" doing that old standard "Afternoon Delight"....

[Zuni]

8. Isn't it the 'Starland Vocal Band'?

When Progmom went from the Thelonious Monk into a medley of Bay City Rollers hits, I knew she jumped the shark. :silly:

[BlueJazz]

12. Opps..You're right......That shows you how much...

I know about those "New Fangled" groups...

[BlueJazz]

13. Zuni....By the way...

"contract killing, running meth lab"
LOL..Funny!

[progmom]

14. but jessica simpson gives such depth to that song

know what i'm saying?
a song hasn't been sung until she has sung it.

[tjwmason]

10. She's wonderful - not evil

I think that we need to start a progmom cult.

[sundog]

11. we already did

we had a full moon midnight ritual & du broke for 30 minutes & progmom's cable went out the next day...

we got some voodoo signals crossed & all kinds of crazy shit happened :scared:

[progmom]

15. that was freaky

and yet...it'd be ok with me if you wanted to do it again... :P

[sundog]

16. ok, next full moon

I promise I'll read the instructions thoroughly next time... I think we pissed someone off :scared:

[BlueJazz]

17. I have the Distinct feeling that....

..it's going to be a LOOOOOOONG..Long Time before progmom plays another Paul Desmond song for me!

[progmom]

18. are you kidding??

I love this!! :loveya: