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Sun Apr-24-05 11:04 PM
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Poll question: What excuse should I use for missing dinner with my parents tomorrow? |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:05 PM
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yvr girl
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:08 PM
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4. Like you're one to talk |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:06 PM
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:07 PM
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3. Tell 'em you were abducted by aliens |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:08 PM
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5. That might concern them a tad |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:13 PM
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10. Tell 'em you're pregnant... |
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let them scream for a second, and then tell 'em "not really...I'm just not coming to dinner tonight". It won't seem so bad after that. ;)
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:15 PM
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11. Last time I admitted to not doing the dishes for a few days |
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they staged an intervention. I just couldn't do the pregnant story.
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:17 PM
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14. Did anyone involved... |
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live in a van down by the river? :)
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Mon Apr-25-05 10:30 AM
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One time my mom came to my apartment, and she went into the bathroom. She almost cried when she saw...gasp...soap scum in the shower. I swear, she was really upset. I spent the next hour scrubbing the shower to make her feel better
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:10 PM
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6. "I hate you" - usually works |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:10 PM
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7. followed by "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!" |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:13 PM
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8. "I never asked to be born!" |
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Mon Apr-25-05 10:31 AM
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21. "You're not my real Mom!!" |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:13 PM
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I will swear to never produce grandchildren for them. And if by some miracle, I have a spawn, I will not let them meet the creature.
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:17 PM
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13. or tell them you're pregnant |
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now THAT will cause a stir
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:15 PM
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Coming from you, they'll have to believe it, won't they?
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:35 PM
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Then you won't need an excuse.
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Mon Apr-25-05 09:49 AM
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17. Because I'm still in Boston |
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Sun Apr-24-05 11:42 PM
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16. Get arrested for sedition. Or reinlist in the convent. |
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Whatever it takes. I, too, know the sting of Dinner With Mom.
Of course, if you want to go with the 'highly improbable' hot date scenario... I can help.
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Mon Apr-25-05 09:54 AM
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Mon Apr-25-05 10:28 AM
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19. Hot pagan ritual you are attending? |
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