What's the story on this William Pitt character?

[Abelman]

I got an email from PDA - apparently this guy will be the new editorial director or something.

Don't know if I trust him. Here's a quote:

"the..."

Ridiculous! That sounds like the type of guy who goes to bars in Boston, makes fun of Chicago, and has weird internet people in his apartment. Also, he comes across as the kind of guy who ignores women (3) in his bed.

Just saying, PDA could do better.

[Droopy]

1. I don't know what the hell this PDA shit is

But let me tell you. I'd steer clear of Pitt. He's not to be trusted.

[Abelman]

3. Progressive Democrats of America

Which is code, obviously, for Commie Pinko Bastards!

[Droopy]

4. Oh yeah, them fuckers

I knew Pitt was a commie.

[BikeWriter]

2. He said whut? Why thet's rud and inflamatory!

He's prolly one of them librals!

[NewJeffCT]

11. I heard he was really a Freeper troll

j/k of course.

[cleofus1]

5. pitt?

I hear he writes....books...mmmmmmmmmmm.....

[BikeWriter]

8. You know how those writers are!

[dxstone]

6. I hear he never comes out of his chocolate factory anymore...

It's very sad. I really loved his Gobstoppers.

[Skittles]

7. be careful or you will get the wrath of Raven

his wonderful mom. :D

[Zuni]

9. I heard he hides in people's bushes and watches them undress

but that is just the rumor on the street. :P

[stellanoir]

10. he's a very kind person

when he's not indulging in his rather odd proclivity of throwing cans of Ravioli at random strangers. . .that is.

[sniffa]

13. no, he's a big jerk

he rejected me this weekend. :cry:

[stellanoir]

17. hell hath no fury

than a sniffa scorned.

[tjwmason]

18. That simply means that he's insane

Probably a jerk too though.

So when are you going to let down his car tyres?

[Tsiyu]

12. he's not very fond of GD

either.

And he MIGHT have cooties but you didn't hear it from ME....:shrug:

[Shopaholic]

14. You mean Will Pitt?

The man, the myth, or the legend?

[Tsiyu]

15. Yes

:hi:


(only the Legend has cooties, though. The man and the myth are pretty clean...)

[TorchTheWitch]

16. well I'D do him

even if he is an untrustworthy, Pinko Commie writer, peeping Tom, ravioli can throwing big jerk who MIGHT have (unconfirmed)cooties even if I DID incur the wrath of Raven!

Yes, I would. So THERE!

:evilgrin:

Good grief, I'm just utterly shameless this morning... SHAMELESS I tell you!

Edit: Bet you'd do him too. Oh, yes you would. Just admit it. You would.

[JimmyJazz]

19. I'm not sure, but I think he is taken:

[katinmn]

20. Hah! Great blackmail photo

Saved!

[TorchTheWitch]

23. well then

After indepth scrutiny of this evidence I still can't be absolutely 100% certain which is without doubt the real Pitt...

I guess I'd just have to do them both...

Even if the other dude is an untrustworthy, Pinko Commie writer, peeping Tom, ravioli can throwing big jerk who MIGHT have cooties...

Well, I'll just pray to Jeeeeesus to keep me from the eternal hellfires for being a librul slut...

Although we all know that if I was a repuke slut who publically claimed it was just for undercover research purposes no forgiveness would be necessary, and I'd be guaranteed a nice apartment with a view in fundie heaven... and if I got PAID for it, then I might even be guaranteed a nice apartment with a view and a POOL next door to Jeff Gannon (or at least in the same neighborhood) in fundie heaven.
:crazy:

[Redstone]

21. What makes you think he ignored the women?

Don't you think it could be a possibility that they're just too exausted, even so long after the fact, to discuss it, or still find themselves wondering if it may have all just been a wonderful dream after all, and not wanting to let go of that little bit of enchantment, perhaps being reluctant to break the spell, burst the bubble, upset the apple cart, wake up the sleeping giant on their doorstep, are still wandering in a bit of a daze, focused only on the danger of the absurdly high curbs in that neighborhood?

Never considered that, did you?

Redstone

[imenja]

22. ignores women in his bed?

can't be trusted :sarcasm: