Showdown in Niagara Falls!

[Magrittes Pipe]

I keep hearing a lot of talk from a lot of Bostonians about "high socitety." Well, lemme tell you something, brothers and sisters. Chicago is the high society!

So let's meet halfway and settle this shit. In Niagara Falls, Ontario. Why the Canadian side? 'cause we're gonna be doing shit that's ILLEGAL in the United States! It's time to put up or shut up, fuckos. Drink for drink, same-sex kiss for same-sex kiss, public urination for public urination (which is why I'm no longer welcome in Cleveland).

So who's game? It's time to kick out the jams, motherfuckers!

[terrya]

1. Yep!

Actually, Intravenous Demilo and I (and some good friends of ours) went to Niagara Falls, Ontario a year ago. We went on the "Maid of the Mist" while there, getting thoroughly soaked. But we had a great time.

So, we (myself and the love of my life, Doug) would definitely be up for this. Drinks, same-sex kisses, and public urination...near one of nature's wonders....and showing up those Bostonian DU'ers...sounds excellent!

[VelmaD]

2. I have a postcard from the "Maid of the Mist"...

on the wall of my cubicle. I'm looking at it as we speak. I didn't go...but my parents did a couple of years ago.

[giant_robot]

5. If you go, you *have* to take the jetboat tour!

I live in Buffalo. About 2-3 years ago about 25-30 of us booked a jetboat for the whitewater tour. It was a fucking blast. We went right through Devil's Hole 2-3 times. If you go, expect to get soaked to the skin, and bring a change of clothing. We booked through the company that runs out of Niagara-on-the-Lake, which also has some quaint little pubs. PM me if you want to set something up, I can work it from the local end.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. It's where I spent my honeymoon....but not for the reasons ou

listed. ;) :hi:

[asthmaticeog]

4. You are SO welcome in Cleveland.

I'll sneak you past the gendarmes, it'll be no big whoop. Besides, if more straight guys keep gayin' the place up, maybe Issue 1 will get overturned.

And I'm IN for Niagra. Those wannabes Matcom and Pitt will have to answer IN PERSON to the awesome make-out power of midwestern manhood!

[One_Life_To_Give]

6. High Society Version?

Is that where my Butler drinks your Butler under the table?

[HEyHEY]

7. oohhh.. just like the Jets and Sharks

:popcorn:

[asthmaticeog]

8. Only the guys are much paler and doughier.

[XNASA]

9. I'm not meeting anyone halfway on anything.

Especially a bunch of foppish dandies from New England.

Plus, I don't feel like taking any chances crossing the border with the kind of supplies I need in order to enjoy myself in the matter to which I am accustomed.

I have everything I need, right here.

[johnnyDoc]

10. another reason to do it on the canadian side

Niagara Falls NY is a s**t hole

[LynneSin]

11. Hell you could do a DU Meetup in Crawford Fricking Texas...

...and it wouldn't matter cause your hanging out with the best folks on earth

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Kick, because no Boston wussies have replied yet.

:kick:

[tigereye]

13. that's where I lived when I was a baby!

but I was born on the American side. I love NF. But they don't like you to urinate in public on the Canadian side, either. It is much tidier than the American side. But the view of the falls from the US side is more naturalistic, I think.