Masturbation is self-improvement

[short bus president]

if you do it right.

[Wolfman 11]

1. I should be nearing the pinnacle of perfection

any day now.

[oxymoron]

2. I hate to disagree but...

my right arm is far more developed than my left.

[Wickerman]

3. If true, I achieved perfection aroudn my 16th birthday

[ProudGerman]

4. Can't be true

I'm 26 and I have yet to throw any lightening bolts or haul the sun across the sky in a chariot.

But then again, I can do a one arm pull up with my right arm, and toss a football over 55 yards.