Mark E. Smith
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Tue Apr-26-05 08:48 AM
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All this talk about Justice Sunday reminds me of the story about the fundie family whose dad just lost his job down at the plant. Young daughter Rebeca is out on the sidewalk talking to one of her little friends. "My daddy just lost his job and we don't have any money. But that's OK because we still have the Bible." "Really?" asked Rebeca's friend. "So what are you having for dinner?" "Deuteronomy on toast," Rebeca replied.
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| Aiptasia
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Tue Apr-26-05 08:49 AM
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| 1. I make a mean eclesiasties salad |
| Arkana
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Tue Apr-26-05 08:50 AM
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| 2. And for dessert, it's Leviticus Cheesecake |
| Zuni
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Tue Apr-26-05 08:59 AM
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| 3. Isn't cheescake banned in Leviticus? |
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Leviticus 23:14 --- the cakes made of cheese and crusted with sweetbreads and topped with thou blueberry and/or strawberry are an abomination unto mankind
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| Arkana
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Tue Apr-26-05 09:03 AM
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| 4. I've never read the Bible |
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Please tell me that's fake.
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| Zuni
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Tue Apr-26-05 09:05 AM
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Leviticus is the book with all the strict dietary laws that constitute 'kosher' diets
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| Arkana
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Tue Apr-26-05 09:08 AM
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| 6. Yeah, isn't it the one that says you can have slaves, too? |
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Yet no one ever mentions THAT part of Leviticus...
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