Some lies about Jimmy Jazz

[asthmaticeog]

Jimmy Jazz is a genuine boy genius!

Jimmy Jazz is trying to kill Superman.

Jimmy Jazz is coming back to Canada after nine long years!

Jimmy Jazz is in the Hall Of Fame under the one hit wonders section.

Jimmy Jazz is a drug-dealing, small-time crook.

Jimmy Jazz is the BEST show on late night.

Jimmy Jazz is the child of an entrepreneurial undertaker from Cookstown.

Jimmy Jazz is currently incarcerated at the maximum security prison.

Jimmy Jazz is not expected to recover.

[sundog]

1. you forgot to mention the lie about her really being Patty Hearst

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[dolo amber]

2. Jimmy Jazz has clearly slipped asthmaticeog a mickey

:silly:

[sundog]

5. she feeds us all rat poison then we fall under the spell

:P

[asthmaticeog]

7. These are supposed to be *lies,* dolo.

Ooooooh, pretty colors!

[Abelman]

3. I heard she races billy goats!

She loses in the sprints but kicks tail in the middle-long distance events!

(and they can't pole vault)

[Briarius]

4. Jimmy Jazz is 10 feet tall and bulletproof!

Jimmy Jazz is really Jimmy Hoffa!
Jimmy Jazz is made of 80% recycled cardboard!
Jimmy Jazz is the most famous nun from New Brunswick!
Jimmy Jazz is the Creature from the Black Lagoon!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

6. SHADDUP!

You know you love me! :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. You forgot this one!!!

Jimmy Jazz is a FREEPER!!!!!! :bounce:

[Arkana]

9. So she WAS Shirley MacLaine in a previous life?

[asthmaticeog]

10. No.

She's Shirley MacLaine in THIS one.

[Arkana]

11. Really?

I thought she was Zsa Zsa Gabor in this life.

[asthmaticeog]

12. Eva Gabor is Zsa Zsa Gabor in this life.

[Left Is Write]

13. JimmyJazz? I thought she was banned.