I'm going on record as saying all the rumors of my hot relationship with..

[BikeWriter]

Jennifer Anniston are totally false! Are there any hot rumors you feel a need to deny? :shrug:

[Bunny]

1. I am NOT having Jude Law's baby!

Despite what he's been running around Hollywood saying! Pig.

[BikeWriter]

3. What? The cad! How dare he?

:(

[Bunny]

5. Yeah, he's all over Hollywood, telling everyone how he got me

'knocked up'! As if.

[BikeWriter]

8. That's what I'm saying! Have you talked to a lawyer?

This might be worth a lawsuit. Not that the money would mean anything to you, but it's the principle of the thing!

[Bunny]

11. Yeah, I don't want his money, but I DO have my reputation to

uphold. Maybe I should call a lawyer.

[Richardo]

14. He was bragging about that all through dinner at the Clinton's last night

I finally had to deck the limey bastard (Ironically, it was during the dessert course, which was lime jello).

Hillary was not happy, but Bill seemed to get a kick out of it.

BTW, Bill says :hi: Bunny!

[Bunny]

18. Bill? How is that old bastid doing?

I've been worried about him, what with that heart surgery and all.

Thanks for decking Jude. Hope that shuts his big mouth up! I'm glad you got my back, Richardo! :pals:

[BikeWriter]

25. How's Chelsea? I haven't seen her in days! Actually, I was afraid...

she was becoming obsessed with me, so I changed the locks on my doors and told her we should take some time off.

[Richardo]

27. She asked about you.

...and if I happened to know any reliable, discrete locksmiths in the Houston area.

[BikeWriter]

32. Uh oh, is that her at the door?

I'll see if I can escape out the back...

[BikeWriter]

19. It's the right thing to do for the sake of his other poor victims!

[LostinVA]

2. Kate Winslet is NOT leaving her husband for me

[BikeWriter]

4. I'm so happy to hear that. I'd heard those rumors, too!

[LostinVA]

6. Damn! I was hoping they were true!

[BikeWriter]

21. Perhaps they will be before this thread is over.

[LostinVA]

36. One can only hope...

[BikeWriter]

41. Well, you do know how fickle Kate's always been?

[Zuni]

7. Denise Richards and I were not holed up in a 'love shack' for 72 hrs

this past weekend. We were holed up in a 'close friendship shack'. :silly:

[BikeWriter]

9. I'm glad you clarified that. There is a huge difference!

[Zuni]

15. actually, when I think about it

it was more of a 'close friends with benefits' shack, if you know what I mean, but that didn't come from me. :silly:

[BikeWriter]

17. Oh, okay, we'll be sure to let everyone know. :-)

[flvegan]

10. Britney's baby isn't mine, and neither is Demi's.

I wouldn't touch Spears unless I was wearing a hazmat suit. Demi and I used protection.

[BikeWriter]

13. I turned down Britney, too. Hey, Demi said that kid was mine!

:wtf:

[flvegan]

28. I believe it. Come to think of it, she did comment on how great DUers

were in bed. Figured she had some addtl. experience.

[BikeWriter]

30. Well, at least we get good reviews.

:)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. I have *not* started having hot flashes

Well, I have. But I deny it.

[BikeWriter]

16. Kick

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

29. It's a joke, son

Hot rumors...hot flashes...

eh, forget it.

[BikeWriter]

31. Uh, I was joking too, I thought you knew that.

[Richardo]

20. I'm NOT responsible for breaking up the Beatles.

However: I DID break up the Monkees - by spreading rumors that Mike Nesmith's mom invented Liquid Paper. The others resented the fact that their moms could not measure up.

[BikeWriter]

22. That was you?

[Zuni]

23. But davy Jone's mother invented trapper keepers!

You are a mean, mean man. :hi:

[Bunny]

24. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, Richardo.

I have it on very good authority that you introduced Yoko to John. You do the math, as the saying goes.

[Richardo]

26. Ah Yoko. Ours was a traumatic breakup; I thought she'd enjoy meeting John.

You know, kind of a rebound thing. I was just trying to let her down easy.

And look what happened. :(

[BikeWriter]

38. Wow, that was bad for you, I'm sure. Especially that protest they did...

in bed.

[Richardo]

39. The bed-in was NOTHING compared to the cover of "Two Virgins"

:(

[BikeWriter]

40. Oh, I see! :-(

[Runcible Spoon]

33. I did NOT sell Richard Gere that gerbil!

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

35. That was him with the gerbil? I thought I'd heard everything!

[driver8]

34. Alyssa Milano is not stalking me -- I just said that for attention. n/t

[BikeWriter]

37. What a coincidence, she's not stalking me, too!

:)

[BikeWriter]

42. Sarah Michelle Gellar did not spend the entire month at my house...

I forget how many days it was... :shrug: