Somebody 'splain to me....

[chaska]

this spitting thing.

My effin' god, I can't look at anybody these days without them spitting! I'd take it personally but they're always people I observe at a distance.

I'm serious, what is this need? What is behind this? Why do people need to do that? Is it just some sort of teen craze, a fad, a fashion thing? What the h-e-double-k is up with this?

[Squatch]

1. I only spit to "prime" the urinal.

[Hugin]

2. *spits*

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Here ya go...

The Art of Spitting (A PhD Thesis Proposal)

Spitting is an act of expulsion of the contents of one's mouth into one's surroundings. It is an act which allows the person indulging in it, to get rid of unwanted fluid, food particles, phlegm, sputum or extraneous material such as "paan-juice". The uniqueness of the act of spitting lies in the fact that unlike belching, farting, micturition and defecation it is almost completely voluntary, done at will and usually with complete control.

http://www.manfrommatunga.com/spitting.htm


OMG!!

Epilogue:
The proposal was accepted. When it was sent for grants, the grants commission saw so much potential, that the proposal was sent to the World Bank, which immediately decided to fund it as a third-world project.


:rofl:

[ltfranklin]

4. Spittin's our Ghod Ghiven Right!

If Ghod hadn't meant us to spit, he wouldn't have given us Saliva!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Hi, Itfranklin,

I beg to differ! We have saliva in order to start the complex process of digestion--NOT to spit with!

:crazy:

[ltfranklin]

6. hi, CaliPegi,

Sure, that's what the Ghodless Dharwinist would LIKE you to beleive. But it's obvious to even the most casual observer in an inertial time-frame that what starts the complex process of digestion is a nice dessert...Jello, or Key Lime Pie maybe.

Just remember:

They'll take away my spit when they pry it from between my cold, dead lips!!!!!

Not to mention...

When Spitting is against the law, only Outlaws will Have Spit!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Omigod, you made me laugh! lololol

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: