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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:09 PM
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My god, I will never skydive again in my life...
...THEY CAVE IN WHEN YOU SKYDIVE

Go to my thread about googling your pet's name. I can't even post the picture here because I'm so fricking traumatized
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:10 PM
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1. Link please.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:11 PM
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3. I can't post the pic cause it's um, well
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:11 PM
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2. I know.
I'm not putting the pic here either.

I was like "what are they weari....

aaaiieeee!"

:scared:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:12 PM
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5. They caved in
if those women were right side up you could have poured a soda into them and drank out of them
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:13 PM
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7. that one guy looks, um, happy.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:14 PM
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8. I'm surpised that didn't cave in
:scared:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:18 PM
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13. I noticed the little
wiener after I posted the pic~! :) He does look "happy" !!!


And still... no one can guess my dogs name... sad.... truly! :P
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phusion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:12 PM
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4. hahahaha
:rofl: :rofl:

You imply that you have skydived before. How was it??
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:12 PM
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6. I haven't but I would have but now I won't
so there
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:15 PM
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9. But do they do that if you're wearing clothes?
I think maybe not... if I do it I'm wearing a sports bra.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:17 PM
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10. Well, let's not be sexist here...
I'm sure there are things retracting too!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:17 PM
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11. check the guy in the middle.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:21 PM
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16. Well, I think...
...the things that would be retracting (at least on ME!) are not quite visible in that picture.

And I won't even talk about what would be clenching!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:18 PM
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12. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:18 PM
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14. You mean like this?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:22 PM
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17. You just made a really bad visual even worse
I'm thanking you now for tonight's nightmares
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:35 PM
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22. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!!
Wow... :thumbsup:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:21 PM
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15. At least you know they're real...
Implants would resemble Mandonna's rocket bra... I imagine.
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:23 PM
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18. Wow. Do you think that slows them down?
I mean, they kind of look like little parachutes, don't they? :silly:
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:26 PM
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19. OH MY F'IN GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

I am laughing so hard I am crying!!
Thanks, I needed that.

And, I have been skydiving before, but I was fully clothed. The most exhilarating thing in the world. The hardest part is making yourself take that step out of the plane.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:27 PM
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20. What did you google?
What are you talking about here? Is there a distubing image on Google when you look up a particular word? What word is it?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:28 PM
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21. Someone googled the name quincy
the original thread was to google your pets name (image google) and post what you get. And one of the pictures was the skydivers
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:41 PM
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26. DING! DING! DING!
She got it! My baby Quincy! WOOT!

<img src="" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:42 PM
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27. Oh God, my eyes! My eyes!!!
BTW: I love the new cat gif.
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:38 PM
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23. oh my god! that can't be good for your body!
what happens when you open your parachute?! all i can imagine is that they flop down as far (or farther) than they're being forced up! tear up a few crucial tendons, i imagine.... instant 90 year old breasts!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:40 PM
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24. For guys, there are things that, well they don't exactly cave in, but
they do make themselves damn scarce the first time you jump.

Redstone
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:40 PM
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25. What happens if you hit a bug on the way down?
I would think that would hurt being naked and all.... :shrug:
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