Ok, by popular demand, Jack T Chick's greatest paranoid masterpiece

[Zuni]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

[villager]

1. the projection is astonishing...

a true masterpiece...

[davidinalameda]

2. I want whatever drugs he's taking

the man is a loon

[flamingyouth]

5. I actually think he *needs* drugs

What are they treating rampant paranoia with nowadays anyway? :D

[DIKB]

3. Whoa

That's some SERIOUS dementia. Who the HELL actually gives these things any real credit ?

[flamingyouth]

4. "I hate you and your Jesus!" Oh yes, this is a classic

A demented and sad classic.

[Fenris]

7. What's William F. Buckley doing in this one?

[frylock]

17. and when was c. everett koop appointed to supreme justice?

:shrug:

[Zuni]

29. Why would the Vatican appoint the former Surgeon General to run

the World Court? :shrug:

[Zuni]

11. An epic of a deranged mind

[Fenris]

6. The best one ever.

Jack T. Chick has truly outdone himself.

[Zuni]

9. I agree---it is a masterpiece of extreme paranoid thought

the kind that brought us the OKC bombing

[BiggJawn]

47. Did somebody say OKC?

[flamingyouth]

10. I think he looks rather like Andrew Jackson on the $20

:D

[Zuni]

12. I want one of those new age healer costumes

It'll show off my package :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

16. Hey! John Holmes makes a special guest appearance!

[Zuni]

24. Bwahahahahaha

:rofl: :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. Why not just craft a costume EXACTLY like that?

Will look great on Halloween. But you have to have a muscular body.

[Zuni]

34. I'd be fine if it wasn't for my unsightly beer gut

If I start doing sit ups, perhaps by Halloween I can be a Jack T Chick trained warning to youngsters

[Kolesar]

8. guy f**king hates Moslems

http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/

[davidinalameda]

43. he hates everyone

especially Catholics

[Zuni]

53. The Vatican is, after all, the whore of Babylon

[davidinalameda]

54. I thought it was in Rome

<rimshot>

[XemaSab]

45. Here ya go:

"Islam's origins have been traced back by scholars to the ancient fertility religion of the worship of the moon god which was always the dominant religion of Arabia. The moon god was worshipped by praying toward Mecca several times a day, making an annual pilgrimage to the Kabah which was a temple of the moon god, running around the Kabah seven times, caressing an idol of a black stone set in the wall of the Kabah, running between two hills, making animal sacrifices, gathering on Fridays for prayers, giving alms to the poor, etc. These were pagan rites practiced by the Arabs long before Muhammad was born."


If you give alms to the poor, you're not going to go meet Jesus in the air!

[Kolesar]

51. Yes, that was the part I was referring to

"the Moon God"

[XemaSab]

56. Like, seriously,

has there ever, in all of history, been a moon god?

I thought the moon was universally acknowledged to be female.

[myrna minx]

13. I think this is the best chick tract ever.

Boy he is unusually paranoid. Usually Chick has some surreal homo-erotic scenes so I am bummed that there isn't any included in this one, though. Thank you for posting this.

[Zuni]

27. This is the ultimate RW moonbat shit here!

Its got everything! One world government, Bible banning, Vatican led satanists, evil public schools, NWO, satanists posing as holistic healers, Children in 1930s era Sturmabeiltung Uniforms, black helicopters....if it had a chemtrail, gun banning and a heroic take no shit RW militia group it would be perfect

[frylock]

14. zuni, are you ready to meet jesus in the air?

because if the answer is yes, I have no other option than to turn you in to the Healers!! :evilgrin:

[lateo]

15. Wow...that is some crazy shit...

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Zuni]

30. The coming together of every non-clinton RW paranoid fantasy

[Tsiyu]

18. The latest one

they left in the bathroom at my kids' college shows both the Vatican and the Muslim temple in Jerusalem in flames.

Supposedly, Germany, Russia and the Vatican will declare war on Israel. It's pretty bizarro stuff.

"If you aren't raptured with the saints, you will probably have to take the mark of the beast to survive....Repent now before it's TOO LATE!!!!!!"

[Zuni]

31. The Vatican's Swiss Guards will descend on the Holy Land

and take over Israel with pikes!

[MisterP]

41. they just get all aroused when they think of the Dome of the Rock smashed

and on fire and animal sacrifice reestablished.
That's where Likud gets half its support (the other is the joy and fun of blowing up brown people, but that's a different story)

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. Note to Chick: Christians don't believe that Jesus created the universe.

God did.
Read your Bible.
How ironic...

[Zuni]

39. Well, Genesis is an old Testament book

but we Christians (and yes, despite my mocking of the moonbat right, and my general zaniness and lack of tact, I consider myself a born again Christian) feel that the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are the trinity that make up God as we know it. So Christ technically did create the Universe, as he is God, but God on earth.

[geniph]

20. I love how the ruler of the Evil One World Government

is a Jesuit. Chick always was completely whackjob on the subject of Catholics. Wonder how he wraps his confused little mind around the fundies allying themselves with the likes of the equal whackjobs in the Catholic League?

It also amuses me that they always seem to think the One World Government is some sort of evil U.N. (read: liberal) plot. Dudes, the closest thing to a One World Government we have is the multinational corporations, and those bastards ARE evil, but they sure as shit don't have anything to do with the U.N.

[Zuni]

32. who else but a heathen Mary worshipper?

If you read through Chick's tracts, you will find the Vatican is really Satan's kingdom and the ultimate enemy of the faithful

[tigereye]

21. I thought you were going to talk about Tom DeLay

:evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

22. hey can you find me the d&d one?

and btw:

i hate whitey

[Zuni]

25. I hate whitey even more after this tract!!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp



Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[chickenscratching]

26. black leaf noooO!

that's the very first one i saw.

thank you
im feeling rather nostalgic now :cry:

[Zuni]

28. It is undoubtedly a classic

look up the Green Angels one. It is another all time classic. Look under tracts (english) scroll down till you find his tract on the evils of Christian Rock music!

[chickenscratching]

35. thanks zuni

you've been a load of fun today

:hug:

[Zuni]

36. as have you

:pals: :hi:

[chickenscratching]

38. one last thing before my time is through:

fuck whitey


:) seeya later!

[Zuni]

40. whitey can kiss my ass

*black panther salute*

[davidinalameda]

44. Christian rock music is evil

and Michael W. Smith is the anti-christ

[LeftyMom]

37. Dark Dungeons gets MST'd

http://www.rpglibrary.org/inspiration/darkdungeons/

[Zuni]

42. I loved it! I always loved MST3K

I wish that Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank were the two evil ones sending the films though

[ClintonTyree]

23. Hey, don't laugh...

people like this are trying to gain control of our government. They're closer to succeeding than you might imagine. Although these are the sick, paranoid ramblings of an avowed christianazi, the threat he poses is very real.

"A Handmaid's Tale" in the making. These are some scary people, they need to be institutionalized and heavily drugged.

[XemaSab]

46. I like how

Xena the Warrior Princess is the one who teaches the young D&D player to worship satan!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

[Kat45]

48. I saw that one a couple of weeks ago--and laughed my ass off!

That guy is whacked.

[CatholicEdHead]

49. Does he quote AC/DC at the end?

"Shoot to kill"?

[neuvocat]

50. Oh my.

This guy reads WAAAAY too many comic books.

[ahem]

52. Ah yes, whenever I'm really bored I'll go read the Chicklets...

So funny they're scary. So scary they're funny.

That's a great one!

[keithjx]

55. "You just said the wrong thing, you old crud."

You old crud??? He must be divinely inspired because you just can't make this stuff up. What divinity inspires him is another question...
KJ

[-..__...]

57. "Their clothes are on the floor".

So, help me understand this; when this "rapture" thing happens, the "chosen" will all be gathered in the "clouds with Christ", and everyone will be naked like they're in some humongous celestial nudist colony? (or do they issue choir robes to everyone when they check in at the gate?).