I've been trying to explain something to one of my co-workers

[flamingyouth]

...for almost five hours now. It's like we're not speaking the same language. We're filling out some insurance forms and I need her to complete part of it. :banghead:

I've been patient, I've tried explaining it different ways. I took a walk around the block. Now I'm making her eat some protein - maybe that will help.

I think I'd be a crappy teacher. Why doesn't she understand me? :(

[Fenris]

1. She's a moron?

:shrug:

[flamingyouth]

2. She did think that Pearl Harbor was "when we nuked China"

So yes, perhaps you've hit on it.

[Fenris]

3. I think we have a winner.

:scared:

[flamingyouth]

5. She asked me if I learned about it in school.

:wtf:

[BikeWriter]

6. That's almost as bad as my favorite *ism.

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." Feb. 18, 2002*

[chickenscratching]

4. the only way you can teach somebody something

is by spanking and putting soap in their mouths!!

:sarcasm:

[Parrcrow]

7. Sounds like you may have to start with the Alphabet.

Back to basics!:dunce: