Anyone wanna establish the institution of marriage with me?

[Longgrain]

Serious inquiries only.

P.M. me your pic, marital status and general location.

We can pick out the china patterns later.

:P

[RC]

1. If Longgrain turns out to be too young for ya,

Ya might wanta try me. :hi:

[Longgrain]

2. Too young? I'm too old for most people around here...

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

4. what are you talking about?

You're not. You aint that old.

[Longgrain]

11. Well it's like this...

I'm 33, been single all my life. Never been married. never had any children of my own.

Don't know what that has to do with anything but...

IT HURTS

[MrSandman]

17. Uh, that is young...nt

[MidwestMomma]

3. Maybe we should do a Reverend Moon style DU marriage ceremony

All us single DUers can meet in a stadium somewhere and one of our DU Reverend's could marry us all.

The Moonies don't meet until the day of the wedding. Maybe it would work for all of us? :)

[ralps]

5. Sorry Longgrain, I'm too old for you

:cry: :hug: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:

[Longgrain]

14. Yeah, I know, but you are a sweet person

and a damned good friend.

It's alway great to run into you ralps...

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

6. OK.

I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK. Unscathed. I'll know if you've been stretching it over your head and quoting from Star Trek. I'll know. I used to hang out with those people.




I'm generally located in NC. Single.

:P

[Longgrain]

7. THATS IT THEN!!! I'm moving to NC tomorrow!

Could care less about Star trek..sorry I'm not that kind of geek.

Love that new pick of you tho...

*stretching underwear over my scalp as we speak*

[Sugar Smack]

15. the fore or the hind side? No one here REALLY wants to hurt you!

So what kind of geek are you then?

[Longgrain]

16. Art geek...

they'd hate me in NC.

[Tektonik]

8. Marriage is for losers

No offense to anyone. :P

[Longgrain]

9. Tell that to the winners

offense taken and dealt with.

<<<SMACK! SHOVE!>>>

Git outta my way!

[Schema Thing]

10. First prove to me that you can satisfy a man

I would have said "woman", but that would have been too mean, even for me :D

[xchrom]

12. answer one question.

can you cook?

[Longgrain]

13. No.

But I can paint.