List everything you ever stole while a minor.

[mondo joe]

Your adult thefts need not be mentioned.

[auntAgonist]

1. nothing.

[mondo joe]

2. 1 Playgirl magazine, clothes for Planet of the Apes action figures, a Rona

Barrett gossip magazine, and some money from my grandmother's purse (probably $12) that I used to buy more Rona Barrett gossip magazines.

[mark414]

3. ergh

i can't remember

:shrug: i was a bad kid

[aquaman]

4. A bunch of MadDog 20/20

[flamingyouth]

5. Nothing.

[Mojambo]

6. 740 million dollars worth of negotiable barabonds. n/t

[johnnie]

7. You're kidding...

Right?
I can't even remember. Let's just say that the world was my oyster.

[mondo joe]

8. Give us the highlights then.

[johnnie]

13. I can't do that

And yes...I feel guilty now

[icymist]

9. The virginity of a certain sophomore.

O8)

[benny05]

10. never did

My siblings got caught doing stuff, so I never did.

My idea was hookie from study hall. I did that a few times in high school.

[SmileyBoy]

11. Nothing. I pondered it, though.

I once pondered stealing money from my mom's purse, but I never did. I'm glad I never got into stealing.

[kodi]

12. nothing. it just wasn't done.

haven't even taken paper clips from work.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I was SUCH a good little girl!

Never stole anything...

[Hosnon]

15. Porno trading cards...and we thought they were a god send.

[mondo joe]

16. So everyone stole either nothing, or so much they can't even say

all of it.

I'm the only one with a list?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

18. I think I unwrapped a piece of green apple bubble gum

And popped it into my mouth at the grocery store when I was about 8. Please don't tell the Texas board of bar examiners about my youthful indiscretion! Otherwise, I was a model citizen (and still try to be).

[benny05]

20. Because my siblings had been caught

It caused me not to steal. sorry, but that's the truth!

[Mizmoon]

17. a frozen turkey

don't ask ...

[LynneSin]

40. what did you walk out as a pregnant woman

:shrug:

[ahem]

19. Eyeshadow, money, and cigarettes -- all from Mom's purse.

Her purse was like a treasure chest to me. She always knew. We laugh about it now.

[ahem]

21. Oh yeah, and a dirty book someone was hiding under the bathroom carpet...

no doubt it belonged to one of my brothers.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

22. 5 cases of beer

15 years old, four friends and I took it right out of the back of a unattended delivery truck, and just walked away. Not proud of it.

[ahem]

23. Booze! I forgot about booze. Hmm, the summer of my 16th year I replaced my

parents' vodka with at least 50% water on a regular basis.

Yeah, I guess that's stealing, too. Dang. I was bad.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

25. Didn't steal from the old man

He'd just give me some if I asked. :beer:

[Seabiscuit]

24. 1. A candy bar. 2. An LP. Nothing else. I felt like shit each time.

I learned my lesson early.

Haven't stolen a thing since.

[mondo joe]

26. What was the LP?

Was it a K-TEL Disco Hits compilation?

[Seabiscuit]

29. No, it was long before Disco appeared on the scene.

It was a Columbia recording of Bach violin concertos.

[tigereye]

45. I love that you stole Bach concertos!

how often does that happen? It almost makes it ok. ;)

[Seabiscuit]

46. The fact that the candy bar was Nestle's Crunch almost made it OK too.

[youthere]

27. I used to

steal cigarettes from my mom and dad for my older brother. They were always on guard around him. He would pay me a nickel apiece for them (when he was flush) or NOT smack me (when he wasn't).

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. My daddy's heart.

:hi:

[sasquatch]

36. Did you grow up in Kentucky?

:silly:

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Ummmm....no.

I was a daddy's girl.

[sasquatch]

48. So was my sister and you're probably a pain in the ass like her

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Nothing as an adult.

I have quite the aversion to it, even just a few cents over in change gets returned to the store.

When I was five, I put a container of Tic Tacs in my coat pocket, but my mother heard them rattling around and made me return them to the store manager and apologize, then I got ten licks with a belt at home.

That cured me for life.

[fujiyama]

31. Stupid stuff

I would unwrap the plastic seal on computer game magazines and steal thos demo CDs.

This was before the internet and shareware was more readily available.

[fleabert]

32. Victoria's Secret nightie, green satin with black lace. I was 17.

and no, I wasn't a ho! The girl I was with was, and she totally peer pressured me into doing it. It was horrible. We didn't get caught, but I have felt guilty ever since. I still have it 14 years later.

The irony is, she was (and still is) one of the richest people I know. she had her own WING in her parents house. she was mega-rich.

[Jamison]

33. A couple of roadsigns

Yeah, stupid I know.

[d_b]

34. Tons of CD'S

[iconoclastic cat]

35. Porn.

That's pretty much it.

[bertha katzenengel]

38. a milky way bar.... a chapstick... a tiny plastic magnifying glass...

I carry the shame to this day. :(

[LynneSin]

39. A couple of packets of those HandiSnacks Cheese & Crackers

That was in college - I can clearly say I was drunk at the time of theft and I do still feel guilty about it.

[DS1]

41. My first was a Heath Bar from a video store

[Blue-Jay]

42. I switched the price tag on a tennis racket once.

I pulled off a clearance sticker from another item and stuck it on the racket that I wanted (a Wilson Defender, IIRC). Within a half hour of getting it home, I felt so guilty that I took it back to the store and got a refund. A couple of weeks later, I had saved up the allowance money necessary to pay the regular price for it so I went back to the same store and bought it.

It was a pretty good racket for a 7th grader.

[RPM]

43. more than i would like to admit

I had shoplifing issues...

Hobby supplies (model rocket stuff) and books (paperbacks)

[mopinko]

44. me too

art supplies, and make-up.

[amazona]

47. a car is about the best one

Seriously who can list everything they stole as a kid? Kids have a pretty loose sense of property.

P.S. and no I don't feel guilty. I'm surprised so many people do. You start out with nothing that is yours as a kid so what choice do you have? Especially when you're too young to work, you either steal or you're getting a hand-out and having to ask someone for the money or item. Screw that. I wasn't going to be a beggar.

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[noonwitch]

49. Gum balls

But the top was off the machine!

Most of my stealing was done when I worked at a Majik Market, for minimum wage. They didn't pay me enough to buy food, so...

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

50. A piece of penny candy and a few dollars from my mom's wallet

when I was a preschooler.

[Jokerman]

51. "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask."

The local public library actually had this book on the shelf. I was afraid to try to check it out, and as a 14 year-old I doubt they would have let me.

I walked out of the library with it in my backpack. After a couple of months my friends and I had each read it a couple of times, so I dropped it in the return box.

I guess I didn't really steal it, I just borrowed it without permission.

[HEyHEY]

52. Nothing really

But my buddies once pulled a candy hiest. THey discovered a semi rig was full of candy and stole two pick up truck loads worth.

[miss_kitty]

53. I stole loads of stuff-money, records, makeup and clothes

and since my dad was big in Corrections here and later on a lawyer, the intent I formed was this. "I will quit stealing when I am 18" (we did not have the 'Charge them as adults so much in my day).

And I did. quit, that is. I did not even take pens home from work.

[MrSlayer]

54. Books, CDs, cars, drugs, money.

Anything that wasn't nailed down. We were really good at it, never got caught.

[ContraBass Black]

55. I plead the fith.

I have nothing more to add, your honor.