Let's throw down the gauntlets - quiz: are you a human being?

[Rabrrrrrr]

A. I vote for Democrats
B. I vote for Republicans

If you answered A, then you are a human. If B, then no, you aren't.

:evilgrin:

[Jara sang]

1. I vote Rabrrrrr.

What does that make me?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. A person who only loves progmom, but doesn't worship her

:P

[Jara sang]

9. I love progmom, but I vote Rabrrrrr

progmom has never run for office. Ay least not to my knowledge.:P

[progmom]

16. i was student council treasurer

in 9th grade.

:shrug:

[patrice]

2. GOP - Greedy Obnoxious Podpeople

based on my own empirical data.

[dxstone]

13. Love it, Patrice! It is the PERFECT description!

And it makes pointed reference to the whole question of the pods, which just aren't getting any coverage in the media these days...
That's one of the biggest problems, getting people to take this whole invasion-from-deep-space thing seriously...
Why DO we always expect metal ships?
(Wink wink-I loved that remake as much as the first one!)



D X Stone

more sinister impudence at
http://presidentevilonline.com

[patrice]

20. PodPeople: They're Here.

I'd really like to credit some "conservative" ideas more than I do, but I can't because of the PodPeople who echo them in one way or another, but are not conscious of almost any idea's genesis and implications.

[dxstone]

22. yeah, rote memorization and repetition of "talking points"

is a cheap trick any idiot can be taught to do, apparently (see current president), and certainly no substitute for actual critical thinking...
Everything about these people screams deceit and treachery; when they walk upright, it's a duplicity...
I try NEVER to even talk to reeps... I truly consider them subhuman.
They pretend to be good christians, but they actually worship the Dark Ancient Ones...


Deep in the shadowed darkness of his secret
undisclosed lair, the hideous Octocheney broods
silently in bloated majesty, watching and waiting...

D X Stone

more sinister impudence at
http://presidentevilonline.com

D X Stone - http://presidentevilonline.com

[patrice]

26. 3yrs on street corners: My own empirical data on PodPeople includes:

Drunkeness, incoherent shouting, obscene gestures, mooning, attempts to prevent others from being heard, total dependence upon stereotypes instead of the real one:one experience, insults, lack of information, no perspective, no context, aggressive use of manipulative rhetorical -tools, like interupting and using derogatory language, SUVs, limousines, deceit, ridicule, and overweight in more ways than one.

[sakabatou]

4. What if one hasn't voted yet?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Then it depends on how you WILL vote!

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Well then, I guess I'm not human.

Oops.....outed myself as a freep troll, didn't I? Damn! And I had you all fooled!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. HA HA!

[patrice]

8. All are welcome.

Just lets mind our manners, and we'll probably get along.

I've said here, before, that I like freepers in our midst.

And, I don't like crudeness on *Anyone's* part!

[katinmn]

18. Then, WHATEVER you do, stay away from this:

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/brag

You've been warned.

[tjwash]

10. Take the test here...

Courtesy of Rack Jites funny as hell web site.


The Conservanazi Index

African-Americans should:
1) Have equal opportunity
2) Stay with their own kind
3) Be owned or deported
4) Be shot

Women:
1) Should have equal rights
2) Should stay in the home
3) Are only good for one thing
4) Should be shot

People of different religions:
1) Are as worthy as I
2) Should become what I am
3) Are all going to Hell
4) Should be shot

Homosexuals should:
1) Have equal rights
2) Become heterosexual
3) Need beating up
4) Be shot

Hillary Clinton:
1) Is a bright articulate women
2) Is a bitch
3) I hate so much my teeth hurt
4) Should be shot

Liberals:
1) Are fine with me
2) Are pinko commies
3) Are evil tools of Satan
4) Should be shot

Animals:
1) Should be treated fairly
2) Exist for our pleasure
3) Should be shot and eaten
4) Should be shot to rot

Bigotry and racism:
1) Are wrong
2) Are my right
3) Are good
4) Are my best traits

Socialists
1) Should move to pluralism
2) Are worse than Hitler
3) Are evil tools of Satan
4) Should be shot

Affirmative Action:
1) Is the right thing to do
2) Is okay unless it affects me
3) Is worse than Jim Crow
4) Makes me want to shoot people

Jesse Jackson:
1) Keeps hope alive
2) Is an uppity Negro
3) Makes my hair bleed
4) Should be shot

Bill Clinton:
1) Was a good President
2) I hate so much my ears bleed
3) Is a baby murderer
4) Should be shot

SCORE: Add up numbers of each answer.

12-15 Human

16-24 Conservative

25 & up Conservanazi from hell

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. LOL! That's a good one!!

Thanks for posting!

I scored a 71 - is that bad?

[tjwash]

14. Wanted to shoot everyone huh?

nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Woohoo I'm human!

Go me, go me.

[dxstone]

15. Me too!

I'm a lefty leftist progressive-people-person; I only hate non-human people...
Non-human people suck...



D X Stone

more sinister impudence at
http://presidentevilonline.com

[Az]

17. HEY! Watch where you are throwing those gauntlets. You almost hit a smurf

A lot of them around today and I'm not even sure I believe in them.

[NorthernSpy]

19. yeah, I am...

... but there are some people in the Gungeon who don't seem to think so.

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

21. what do we classify those who vote "B"

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. A lower form of mammal called the "shitweasel"

[Swamp Rat]

23. A lot of Americans were given pods before the election.

[dxstone]

25. Sweet image, Rat...

as usual!
Kick!
D

[jpgray]

27. Place your right hand in the box (nt)