Write the "Jennifer Wilbanks" song, to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby"

[Bossy Monkey]

C'mon! It'll be fun. Rigby even starts out on a wedding theme. Lyrics:
http://www.top40db.org/Songs/ID_66068.shtml
Alternately, there's Runaway Train:
http://www.top40db.org/Songs/ID_93122.shtml

I'd do it, but of course I'm completely illiterate.:D (Actually, I'm embarrassingly stuck on the meter in both cases. Damn crappy secondhand brain!)

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Jennifer Willbanks

walked away from her wedding in Georgia
because of cold feet
she didn't peak
at all the presents
cause if she had she would never have left
for New Mexico-o

all those wedding presents
where did they all come from
all those wedding presents
where do they all belong?

Jennifer's bridegroom
worried along with her family and didn't know where
she had run off to
He thought she'd been bridenapped
so he and 600 were looking all over for her
who was in New Mexico-o

all those wedding presents
where did they all come from
all those wedding presents
do we have to give them back?

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Yaaaaaaaay! nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Thank you n/t