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Mon May-02-05 10:00 PM
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ZELL MILLER on The Daily Show!!?? Tonight! Right Now. |
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Mon May-02-05 10:01 PM
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1. Ye Gods! Fresh from his |
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stint at the abortion clinic.
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Mon May-02-05 10:01 PM
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Mon May-02-05 10:03 PM
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3. That was a quick hospital stay. n/t |
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Mon May-02-05 10:04 PM
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4. I thought it was Senator Palpatine! |
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Mon May-02-05 10:05 PM
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Mon May-02-05 10:06 PM
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6. Damn it, when's he going to realize that |
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no one cares what he thinks any more?
You're out of power, old man. Give it up.
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Mon May-02-05 10:08 PM
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7. LOL, Stephen Colbert... Too funny! |
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Mon May-02-05 10:11 PM
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13. Oh, that Laura Bush tape was hilarious. |
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"I don't want to stop until I'm bathing in a bucket of horse (bleep)."
:rofl:
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Mon May-02-05 10:10 PM
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8. Did you hear what Stewart said |
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about Condi Rice and the ping-pong ball?
I just might start worshipping Jon.
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Mon May-02-05 10:11 PM
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11. Now, ok, am I the only one |
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who thinks of Thai sex shows when somebody mentions a ping pong ball? 'Cause otherwise I don't know why that's funny...
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Mon May-02-05 10:14 PM
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Mon May-02-05 10:16 PM
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They WENT THERE? Wow. OMG!
(Damn, there are a lot more folks out there conversant with the contents of Thai sex shows than I thought.)
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Mon May-02-05 10:17 PM
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22. Reassuring, isn't it? |
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I'm still laughing hysterically at what Stewart did with that joke.
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Mon May-02-05 10:24 PM
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Good job, Jon! :thumbsup:
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Mon May-02-05 10:24 PM
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30. Condi "Ping Pong Ball" Rice n/t |
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Mon May-02-05 10:11 PM
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9. OMG! "I don't want to stop until I'm bathing in horse cum." |
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Mon May-02-05 10:11 PM
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They went there! And THEN SOME.
God, I love the Daily Show!
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Mon May-02-05 10:11 PM
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12. Ok, Book Laura at the nearest comedy club |
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Mon May-02-05 10:12 PM
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14. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HOLY CRAP! |
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cant stop laughing
bring me a stallion with the biggest **** you can find. bring me two...
:rofl:
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Mon May-02-05 10:13 PM
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16. That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. |
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Mon May-02-05 10:15 PM
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19. I accidentally woke my daughter up from laughing too loud |
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This has to be the best Daily Show intro I've ever seen. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
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Mon May-02-05 10:13 PM
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15. Let me guess... He'll play up being irrationally belligerent for comic... |
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effect. Expect him to dwell on his "duel" with Tweety.
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Mon May-02-05 10:19 PM
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23. Here's an interesting thought - |
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Compare how Stewart handles Miller and then compare it to Bill Maher's absolutely flat and uninteresting "interview" of Gannon/Guckert on Real Time last Friday.
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Mon May-02-05 10:26 PM
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35. I'll always remember Jon Stewart |
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as he was when he came on crossfire with paul begala and tucker carlson..and how he socked it to them.
You know he had to have the fire inside him.
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Mon May-02-05 10:29 PM
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37. He got the show cancelled |
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For that, we'll always owe him.
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Mon May-02-05 10:34 PM
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39. Hell hath no fury like |
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Mon May-02-05 10:15 PM
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18. "It's gotta be a crime!' |
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Hahahahahahahaha! Slammin the media! :loveya:
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Mon May-02-05 10:16 PM
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20. Now Jon is going after media coverage of the runaway bride |
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Mon May-02-05 10:20 PM
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24. I think of the lizard man graphic now |
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done by someone here on DU every time I see Zell Miller....
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Mon May-02-05 10:20 PM
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Mon May-02-05 10:21 PM
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26. God, Zell makes me SICK. |
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He lifted most of that RNC speech from a forwarded email that had been debunked weeks before.
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Mon May-02-05 10:22 PM
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27. Forward by Sean Hannity? |
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Come on, Jon... quit playing nice... ;)
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Mon May-02-05 10:23 PM
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28. I watched til Miller came on... |
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was a good show but just :puke: when I see him.
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Mon May-02-05 10:23 PM
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29. Ok, so far this is kinda ... meh... |
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Mon May-02-05 10:24 PM
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32. What planet is the old fart on? |
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Ball players not cheat in the past?
Yeahhhh, right!
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Mon May-02-05 10:25 PM
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Isn't this new bankruptcy bill indecent!
Ok, good shot, although it wasn't funny.
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Mon May-02-05 10:26 PM
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34. ack, he wants a "consumption tax" |
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Mon May-02-05 10:28 PM
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36. Your heart's in the right place and you're a good man? |
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Even though "we disagree on everything?"
Meh.
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Mon May-02-05 10:31 PM
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38. The nerve of that fucking Zell Miller |
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That old handjob barely showed up for votes after he decided he wouldn't run again. His attendance at Senate hearings and votes was a joke - he'd go home to have lunch with his wife, and then fall asleep and stay there.
So, he leaves the Senate, writes a book (ahem), and disses Washington, DC?
HEY, ZELL! Why the hell didn't you DO something while you were a Senator, you opportunistic fuck?
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Mon May-02-05 10:38 PM
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40. Is Stephen Colbert married? |
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Cause I think I'm in lurve. :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:
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Mon May-02-05 10:51 PM
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I believe. Read that on a profile that I can no longer find.
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Mon May-02-05 10:54 PM
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42. Damn. Oh well, I'll just have to find some other funny fellla! |
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Mon May-02-05 11:06 PM
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Edited on Mon May-02-05 11:06 PM by Hand
I swear he's just gotten better and better these past weeks. He's the Jonathan Swift and Lenny Bruce of our age all wrapped up in one!
:toast: :applause: :yourock: :woohoo:
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