Jackpine Radical
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Wed Oct-22-03 08:31 PM
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And it was made of mutton. Every time it wagged its tail It showed its George Bush button.
Sorry. I just had a really long day and had to do something silly & stupid.
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Wed Oct-22-03 08:32 PM
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Edited on Wed Oct-22-03 08:33 PM by eleny
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Wed Oct-22-03 08:57 PM
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Two Montana sheep ranchers wanted to get their sheep to market in Texas faster than trucks could get them there...so they bought an old DC-3 plane and loaded it up with wooly critters. Over the mountains of Wyoming, one engine quit. Things were looking bleak as they searched for a place to land, then the other engine quit. "What do we do now?" shouted the first rancher The other answered "Get your parachute, we have to bail out!" "But what about the sheep?" the first one asked in panic. "Fuck 'em!" he replied. "Uh, do we have time?" :D
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Thu Oct-23-03 01:19 PM
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3. So, how do Minnesota dairy farmers pratice safe sex? |
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The mark an X on the cows that kick.
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Thu Oct-23-03 01:27 PM
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Her name was Sally. My parents and sisters ate her though. :-( (I refused)
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