No, this isn't pornography. But it could be!

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It sure sounds like it.



Here's some of the great sales blurbs:


You can cover more acres in less time; spend more time in the row harvesting, with less fatigue; and receive more value from your investment...

Enhancements include increases in capacity and performance, and improvements in operator comfort.

Handle increased loads with the new eight-row modular head

Airflow – increased 20 percent

Faster field speeds and more cotton in the basket

Faster dump cycles – unload cycle has been improved by 25 percent

Operator comfort – new roomier cab and easier to reach

The eight-row head has double flighting on the cross auger to provide smooth feeding . . .

Daily maintenance is user friendly and the engine compartment is located at eye-level...

Overall, the stripper unload cycle has been improved by 25-percent. This efficiency allows the operator to spend more time in the field harvesting ...

http://www.deere.com/en_US/ag/feature/2003-product-intro/7460-cotton-stripper.html

Move along. Nothing to see here.

[AquariDem]

1. While you're at it, check out "My Seed Is Pure"

in The Onion archives. :evilgrin:

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2. hee hee hee

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