60's artists revise their biggest hits for aging baby boomers

[Beaverhausen]

Some of the artists of the'60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers©


>Herman's Hermits; "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
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>The Bee Gees; "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
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>Bobby Darin; "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"
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>Ringo Starr; "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
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>Roberta Flack; "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
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>Johnny Nash; "I Can't See Clearly Now"
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>Paul Simon; "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
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>Commodores; "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
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>Marvin Gaye; "I Heard It Through The GrapeNuts"
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>Procol Harem; "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
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>Leo Sayer; "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
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>The Temptations; "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
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>Abba; "Denture Queen"
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>Tony Orlando; "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"
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>Helen Reddy; "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
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>Willie Nelson; "On The Throne Again"
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>Leslie Gore; "It's My Procedure And I'll Cry if I Want To"

[tuvor]

1. Bobby Darin's must've been done by a ghost writer. n/t

[napi21]

2. Cute skit, but I'll stick to the originals!

I love the jokes and forward lots of 'em in emails. I suspect this is just another one of the funnies!

[megatherium]

3. I like the original lyrics to the Beatles song Lucy in the Sky

with Diamonds:

"And the girl with colitis goes by."