Is Ann Coulter really a man?

[celestia671]

Okay, I saw her on Whority and Colmes tonight, and have formed the opinion that Ann Coulter was formerly a man! Her facial features are too masculine to be a woman's!

[Loyal]

1. Nah,

but I wish she was so I could kick her anorexic ass!

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. Besides the more than obvious Adam's Apple....

How many women do you know with hands that big?

And call me crazy, but it almost looks like s/he's got a slight 5 o clock shadow going here....

[LibertyorDeath]

6. OMG her hands!her hands! it's like that episode of seinfeld OMG

her hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NaMeaHou]

3. Is Spam Older really in my nightmares?

my god, I am tired of seeing those bony brains in my 3:00am wake up sweats.
Turns me on though. I guess at this point, even Ms. Ca Gov would do that for me.

I'm a sad, hopeless case.

[Castilleja]

4. I think she could be

But who'd want to check? In any case sHe is a little masculine looking and vocally as well. Just block out hisher hair with you hands and try to guess.

[celestia671]

5. Well...

So far, the majority of you agree with me!:grouphug: Now about my 'Laura Bush is really an android' theory!:think:

[Rocinante]

7. I'm on record

saying that it is a man. But someone else has the duty to find out for sure-I ain't that brave.

[Exultant Democracy]

12. I'm going to flip a coin

you call it and the losser has to find out.

[Semi_subversive]

8. And with that loooooong neck

I bet she'd give a hecka great deep throat!

[WoodrowFan]

17. this is

that is the single most disgusting thought I have ever heard in my entire life...........

[Phatfish]

9. this has gotta be the 4th or 5th thread I

have seen about Her being a man. Can't we discuss anything else? Geeze. Whether she is pre-op or post-op; does it really matter?

[MrJones]

10. You missed the obvious option

Alien.

[Guaranteed]

11. I'm not sure...

but I still don't think that's a compliment.

[JackSwift]

13. I have it on good authority

that she is a failed transsexual.

[Pert_UK]

14. According to this cartoon, yes.....

From Bartcop.com....

P.

[CShine]

15. No, she's not a man. She's just..............

........anorexic. I've seen this kind of thing before in people with eating disorders. All kinds of things seem to be poking out of their skin in unusual ways. There's just no more flesh on old Anne between her skin and her windpipe. When you weigh about 75 lbs., this really isn't all that surprising.

[kyrasdad]

16. An Idea ala Ann

Who cares if she is or isn't... we can start the rumor, back it up with the fact that it looks like she has an adams apple, and when questioned about it, sniff and scoff and say "that's always the way it is with you conservatives, ignore the obvious and attack the messenger". Then write a scathing diatribe in the Washington Times about how those nasty neo-cons trashed us personally by ignoring our facts and that it is a neo-con cover-up helped put by the conservative news bias. By this time, the rumor would have been reported as fact on O'Reilly and when we get to guestspot on his show we can add our own non-spin about how big her hands seem, and O'Reilly can say, "well, we'll let the viewers decide". By this time Ann will have held a press conference where she will undoubtedly be asked who she has slept with, refuse to answer and we can say "see, she is covering it up, sidestepping the issue by not answering, so it must be true". She will have to retire to a mountain somewhere in utter disgrace, alone and friendless, to die from exposure and be eaten by rodents...

Oh... alarm clock... time to get up... What a kewl dream...

[oxymoron]

18. Not to be a downer but,

I see this comment all the time. The more I thought about it, the more baffled I am by these threads. Why is it considered such an insult or so amusing if someone might be a transexual? I am sure Coulter is not, but why is it so funny to everyone? I would bet that the transgender folks here at DU aren't laughing much.