Clerks!

[ronzo]

Quotes, anyone?

:)

edit: it's on HBO Comedy.... I haven't seen this one in a couple of weeks.

[Salviati]

1. Buncha savages in this town...

Unfortunately been using that one quite a bit these days...

[ronzo]

2. Happy scrappy hero pup....

I could be vulgar and post Randal's bit, but....

That would be vulgar. :)

[kayleybeth]

3. Have you ever wondered

how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

[kayleybeth]

4. What's your cat's name?

[Skip Intro]

5. "I'm not supposed to be here today!"

or

"all holes filled with ****"

...well, maybe that isn't the appropriate quote...
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"Chicks with ***** that would put mine to shame,,," , well, nah...

Oh yeah, and the snowball, lol. Remember what a snowball is?

"I couln't reach it" - LOL!

[Syrinx]

6. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fucker fuck fuck

I loved that movie.

I didn't know about HBO Comedy. Is that on Directv?

[ronzo]

7. It's on our cable...

PM'd ya...

[SmileyBoy]

8. Have you seen the Clerks animated series???

It's the fucking shiznite.

[Blue-Jay]

9. One of my favorite movies!

Dante: My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

Customer: In a row?

The entire script is here:
http://blake.prohosting.com/awsm/script/clerks.txt

[deneb]

10. ominous humming...

(closeup on a spotted-yellow dorsal fin making tight circles in a sea of mottled-red chum... )

Salsa Shark!

edit: The script version is good too. :b

A jar of salsa is invaded by a large corn chip. Once in the
condiment, the corn chip resembles a surfacing shark fin.
Fingers poke at it, bringing it to life-swimming menacingly
to and fro across the jar.

RANDAL (O.C.)
(mumbling Jaws theme)
Da-dum! Da-dum! Da-dum! DA-DUM! DA-
DUM! DA-DUM!

DANTE and RANDAL are on a freezer case. RANDAL pushes this
chip around the jar of salsa. DANTE stares up at the ceiling,
oblivious.

RANDAL
Salsa shark.

[ronzo]

11. We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Jaws really held up, great film.