Matt Drudge dating Ann Coulter?

[Fuzz]

According to this freeper he is!

From:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1006995/posts

To: isthisnickcool

LOL! Drudge is not gay! In fact he's dating Ann Coulter.

Ann was also on Hannity and Colmes tonight. They probably came in together and left together.


7 posted on 10/23/2003 10:25 PM EDT by ConservativeMan55 (The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)


Conclusive proof that Ann Coulter is a man! :)

[Jack Rabbit]

1. Well, maybe Matt Drudge is really a woman?

Now wouldn't that be something?

[Andromeda]

26. And Coulter is really a man!

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[NoMoreRedInk]

2. I have heard that more than once. Hopefully, they won't procreate******

nm

[Sagan]

3. since Coulter is really a man...

This actually makes sense...

[Gman]

4. Anthrax is cross-gendered

and Drudge is still gay. Big deal.

[Dagaz]

5. Everyone...get a mental picture of an intimate moment

ROFL!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. I wonder if he takes the hat off.....?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Catshrink]

16. EEEWWWWWWW

That's an image I'd rather not conjure up. Shudder.

[Philostopher]

6. Man, this would be a new height (depth?)

Of both ambiguity and ambivalence, for me.

I'm not even sure they're both human.

Can a slug find true happiness with a kneecap with hair? Don't change that channel, folks!

[Snellius]

7. She's a "beard"

Author David Brock claims in "Blinded by the Right" that Drudge came on to him. Drudge has never denied it.

[fizzana]

8. Matt Lauer has been married for at least five years

He married a Dutch (I think) model and is still married as far as I know.

[LTR]

10. The bright side?

Keeps them away from others.

Hope they're happy together, and hope there's no risk of either of them ever dating anyone else.

[Junkdrawer]

11. Does anyone dare imagine the offspring? Isn't there a website..

where you can give the photo of the Mom and Pop and get a "scientific" guess of the children's appearance?

[Fuzz]

13. Whatever they look like, you can bet he/she wouldn't stop talking

from the time they took their first breath! :)

[lysergik]

12. This must be..

..why she has her very own special url on his page.. awww.. love is in the air.. :puke:

http://www.drudgereport.com/coulter.htm

[Scaramouche]

14. Would that be a man on dog thing?

Or man on man?

[Dude_CalmDown]

20. Maybe you should direct that question to Mr. Santorum n/t

*

[Faygo Kid]

15. Puh-leeze! No Children!

Gawd, please no spawn from those two. I shudder to think of it!

[AntiCoup2K4]

23. Since neither owns a uterus, you don't have to worry about that.

Unless they adopt.... which is scary enough, that any adoption agency would allow those two to raise a child :scared:

[tridim]

17. I apologize in advance for this

I was bored and felt like playing with photoshop and a morphing program. I give you the Drudge/Coulter lovechild at 30.

[Fuzz]

18. You could get a job on Late Night with Conan!

Great job! Yet, still frightening!

:)

[Dude_CalmDown]

19. Oh that's a Photoshop - my bad. I thought she looked better than usual

I just couldn't figure out why Coulter looked so much better than she usually does and then I re-read your post.

[kodi]

21. didn't i see them on south park as meterosexuals?

...and they killed kenny too.

[Cat Atomic]

22. Hmm... would that make Drudge straight... or gay?

I can't figure it out.

[ironflange]

24. The two of them in the same place. . .

would make a tempting target for a decently large meteor.

:evilgrin:

[Resistance Is Futile]

25. No half measures

Torino 10 anywhere on the planet. Accept no subsitutes.

[corarose]

27. Hello! dAnn is a man so that makes Drudge gay

Next time you see dAnn the man Coulter on TV look for her/his adams apple because he/she has one.

[MrPrax]

28. Nawh...from the NYTimes story

The NYtimes thing did a feature on Coulter where she gushed about the fact she lived in 'Florida to be near Matt'...
Putting two and two together is a bit of a stretch, but HEY...they are a perfect match...

[Catholic Sensation]

29. She said in a Salon interview

That Drudge is the "best looking conservative." Whether Drudge is gay or not is unimportant. If he is dating Ann Coulter, I think we should all pray for him. Nobody, no matter how right wing they are, should be forced to spend time with her, except Karl Rove and Usama bin Laden.

[Dr Fate]

30. David Brock claims Drudge is gay...

and that they shared a dance once at a gay night club...

...so he and Ann may have trouble deciding to do what to what, and whom to whom...

[Loonman]

31. If Drudge can get it up for that trash

He's slimier than I thought.